"Nessie." I scolded. "Yes, your Uncle Emmett is flawed, arrogant, self-centered, has no feelings for others, is without empathy, is in love with himself, tends to over do things a bit and... where was I going with this?" I ask after a while.
Emmett's teeth were clenched together as Jasper and Alice snickered at him.
I saw Alice doing a quick countdown under her breath- which confused me- and then she ducked as Emmett grabed a bowl of lettuce from the counter and threw them all across the room.
"It's raining salad!" Nessie cried out happily.
I glared at Emmett and finished my first line, "Well i was GOING to say, you should respect him Nessie; but now.. well it's payback time now."
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