"The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don't understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people. We're not sure who to side with."
SIDE WITH THE POMPOUS ASSES! SIDE WITH THE POMPOUS ASSES!
Or, you know, us. Members of the Grammar Revolution can correct stupid people without being pompous.

_________________
I love hope something eats you.