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 When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

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spinningpeanut

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:37 pm

when your friends are all eatin at mc d
"can you eat real food?"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:23 am

this one isn't very good but its the best i can come up with.

Your best friend is a klutz and she trips and falls. "Fall down again, Bella?"
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Lairai

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:21 pm

your talking to your bf and you tell him:
"i hear voices in my head"
bf: "voices?"
"no, only one voice"
bf: "whose voice?"
"your voice"

^say in creepy voice! lol
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Jeshika-chan_ate_your_mom

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:54 pm

Sitting down to dinner with all your relatives, & then whispering to all of them, "Watch me hunt."
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Jeshika-chan_ate_your_mom

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:55 pm

After eating, you get a stomach ache, & you sadly mumble, "You don't want me?" to your belly.
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greenpixie1797

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:57 pm

wow these are hilarious Razz

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:57 pm

Getting up in front of a crowd of people & saying into the microphone, "Do I dazzle you?"

xDDD
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Jeshika-chan_ate_your_mom

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:00 pm

While two of your friends are fighting (one preferably being a girl), you lean over toward one of them & whisper, "Maybe you should slap her."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:03 pm

When someone says to you, "You were saying?"
Reply with, "You are a very, very terrifying monster."
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yocrowe14

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:47 am

When the cops come around your neighborhood and warn you about a theif and suggest you lock your door, you reply: "I'm not worried about anyone who would be deterred by a locked door."
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ClumsyCat

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:10 am

When your at your therapists to cancel further therapy because you feel healed: “But…the…you…I…insane!”

Or

When your interviewing a murderer and say: “I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.”
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Eternal_Esme

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:00 am

When tlkin to your ex boyfriend or something:
"But I don't count that as a kiss I think of it more as an assault."
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Eternal_Esme

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:03 am

after a little kid just watched a scary film:
"Dream happy dreams!"
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MsquaredRW

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:21 am

haha
you guys are funny
i wish i could think of one to say
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Vampire Adik

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:39 pm

You boyfriend asks you to marry him and shout "No dammit you broke my hand!"
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MsquaredRW

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:04 pm

grrr i will come up with one of these
and it will be funny
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dazzledBella

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Number of posts : 32
Age : 25
Location : Caught between a rock and a hard place. In other words between Edward and Jake, lol XD
House : Reading, writing, music, hanging with my friends, and like i need to say it, Twilight
Registration date : 2008-06-24

PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:25 pm

LMAO! These are sooooo funny! I'm dying of laughter!

While in a bank saying- this hostage thing is fun!
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xXxVampGirlxXx

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:38 pm

I wouldn't say any Twilight quotes when in a crowd of Anti's or its off with your head.
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dazzledBella

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Location : Caught between a rock and a hard place. In other words between Edward and Jake, lol XD
House : Reading, writing, music, hanging with my friends, and like i need to say it, Twilight
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:42 pm

Talking to a new friend in a chat room, and they want to hang out, you respond "Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten, its time i settled down.- then wait and giggle as they quickly sign out
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:45 pm

Walking into a gun store and screaming randomly " Alice, I wasnt commiting suicide," then asking to see thier most powerful gun. - not quite sure on the wording, my friend has my new moon book.
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:11 pm

When on a plane waiting to take off and saying to the person next to you, " the pilots are passed out drunk"

- he he im addicted to this game now. Btw watching harry potter 4 and I wasnt paying attention to what was on the tv and then i looked up and was like OMG! Edward!
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:50 am

dazzledBella wrote:
When on a plane waiting to take off and saying to the person next to you, " the pilots are passed out drunk"

- he he im addicted to this game now. Btw watching harry potter 4 and I wasnt paying attention to what was on the tv and then i looked up and was like OMG! Edward!

haha thats funny.
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Lairai

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:49 pm

^ lol

umm...

when your mom has just slaved away the whole day making this ginormo feast and when she asks you how it tastes you tell her "Have you ever eaten dirt?"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:47 pm

When at the movies at a vampire horror movie, wait til the scariest moment and stand up and scream 'I'm with the vampires!"
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MsquaredRW

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:25 pm

I don't get it. But don't feel bad, cause I don't get a lot of things. XD
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