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 When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:42 am

umm.

If you see someone walking a god. "You brought a snack!"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:16 pm

hmmmm
thats funny mix

When you just meet a new friend you say "look after my heart, I've left it with you."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:47 pm

*woops in my last one i meant dog!!! mahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:58 pm

ah ha these are funny Razz

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:40 pm

Ok I don't know if this one is good of not but: When going through the metal detector at the air port you say "the pins out of the grenade". I dont thing it is very funny.Sad
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:37 pm

lol
no its k i think its funny!
only cuz i've been stopped alot in airports......
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:50 pm

When your friend says "Guys, I am going to talk to *insert most popular guy is school name here*"
You say" Oh, there's a brilliant idea"
Even if he is her BF...
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:35 am

when your on a plane and its circling 2 its destructing u say 2 someone. 'the pilots are passed out drunk'
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:44 am

um i love this thread but i cant think of anything
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:16 pm

when at a school concert and ur like a chicken and got feathers all over you som1 who doesnt know ur a chicken goes. "why are u covered in feathers"
I bit a pillow or two. they'll probley think ur some insane luni.
it wasnt very good but meh XD
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:10 pm

haha i love it Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:53 am

While on a date with a gorgeous guy that you want to marry...
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:42 am

i love theese but im bad at them
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:04 am

While having sex
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:54 am

lolz alu u have to say what the quote is as well at the thing like
when on a plane "the pilots are out drunk"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:34 am

When you are standing close to the edge of a cliff. “Here’s the thing… I’ve already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:57 am

OME this is soo funny i lmao Very Happy
okay i'll try:
when you are trying to jump before the train and someone is watching you you jell: you inspired this one...
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:32 pm

When some giant tough guy hits the back of your car with his Volvo. "Stupid shiny Volvo owner"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:35 pm

When you are meeting someone-

"You are my life now."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:13 pm

When you are on you 10th beer.
"I've decided that as long as I was going to heck, I might as well do it thoroughly."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:25 pm

You're rushing out of the house and you pass your mum about to walk in the door, she says
"why are you rushing?"
"I have to gt out of the house before the inanimate objects start talking back"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:41 pm

i havz anuvva 1!

Your wi ur girl mates n 1 of them says that theyre a brides maid at a wedding but they have 2 wear a really ugly dress she says
"what should i do?"
u say
"anythin. anything else. ud b betta off dead.id rather u wer"

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:43 pm

ur at the opticians he/she asks
"wat do u see?"
u say
"i'l neva c any1 else doctor, i only see you"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:43 pm

haha funneh
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:43 pm

^^hey can you please not write in text talk, you will get in trouble. Thanks.
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