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 When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

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MsquaredRW

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:45 pm

Yeah. Text talk annoys me. The only thing I can take is lolo and plz.

Anyway everyone is good at coming up with jokes!
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:04 am

You see a group of fat ugly kids that look like 'dogs', you go up to them and say
"So, what's the latest pack scandal"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:05 am

-if you're a lad-

you go up to Paris hilton and say
"I prefer brunettes"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:09 am

You're onyourhoneymoon and yourhusband is about to get into bed (he's naked-it is a honeymoon-)
"Is it really impossible to wear clothes (Jacob)?
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:18 am

You're introduced to your mates new boyfriend and he's got really goofy teeth. When you're with your mate by yourself you say,
"I'm not trying to be a jerk or anything, I'm honestly curious. What's it like having a vampire for a boy friend?"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:26 am

^no double posting and in your case qudriple posting you have to edit your posts if you want to add more. Did you read the rules?

When your mum comes hom with her new boyfriend.

He never leaves, does he?
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:01 am

I'm back after a long time!!! ok here is a funny on the spot one
You're at christmas dinner and you and your cousin are sittng next to each other. The put the suckling pig right in front of you and it's facing you and your cousin. Then you wisper over to your cousin and say, "He looks at you like your something to eat."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:06 pm

(your in class, your first day, you know no one and some random person sits down beside you)
"I've been waiting a long time for you"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:30 pm

You're going past a zoo keeper at the zoo, you go up to him and say "Watch me hunt" and walk towards the lion cage.

Not very good... I know

Not like squishy_cullens. Hers are awesome
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:08 pm

You're in the middle of a cafeteria with all your friends. Suddenly, you yell "Stupid unreliable vampire!"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:54 pm

This one is stupid...

Your waitress is asking if you'd prefer to sit in smoking or non-smoking, and you say...
"Oh, I'm with the vampires of course!"

Told you...stupid...another one!
You go to your cardiologist (heart doctor) and say...
"Take care of my heart, I've left it with you."
ONE MORE!

After karate practice
Mom: "What happened to your hand?"
You: "I punched a werewolf in the face!"
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