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 When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:54 pm

XD these are definitely not good times to say the quotes X0

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:11 pm

omc your right! wow i'm sorry! actually i posted that last night and i was reeeeally out of it. i'm not surprised that i mixed them up! but sorry anyways


andd yeah that is funny!
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu May 01, 2008 2:00 pm

When your principal is talking about skipping school you say "Ditching is healthy."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri May 02, 2008 8:03 am

If you go to a fortune teller, and when they are telling your fortune, you punch them in the face and say "How could you not see that coming? Some psychic you are!"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri May 02, 2008 8:04 am

You are the narator for your school play and the main character just killed his wife and you say "and he was unconditionally and irrovocably in love with her"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue May 06, 2008 10:29 pm

Your on a date with your BF and you just read Eclipse and you say I love you Jacob!
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed May 07, 2008 1:16 am

you're at a Drugs Anonymous group and recovering from your addiction. on your last day there you say 'your exactly my type of heroin'
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat May 10, 2008 8:38 am

When a tour guide is telling you the dangers of eagles
"I don't know, the eagle is a very good looking bird!"



Not so good, I know...
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat May 10, 2008 12:02 pm

LOL. wow.... Yes, not very good times for these quotes!
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat May 10, 2008 6:21 pm

Your at a blood drive and the man taking you blood tells the helper. "Her blood sings to me."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon May 12, 2008 6:19 pm

When your teacher asks you a question and you say "what kind of idiotic question is that?"

not sure what book since i just finished new moon and now im reading eclipse...so whatver
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat May 17, 2008 11:48 am

when your best friend is talking to you about getting married- "he's like a drug for you"

(not sure if those are the actual words but the book is all the way upstairs...)
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun May 18, 2008 3:40 pm

wow. these are really good!
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun May 18, 2008 5:11 pm

When you're being threatened to be beaten up by someone and you say, "What's tempting you more? My blood or my body?"

...I had a waay better one, but right when I put my hands on the keyboard to type, I forgot what it was. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun May 18, 2008 5:42 pm

yeah, I do that a lot. its very frustrating.
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon May 19, 2008 9:49 am

I've got one.

Your little brother runs into the room and you put your hands on his shoulders, look him in the eyes and say "I want you to be Human".
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon May 19, 2008 12:43 pm

I have another one. Your friend just got out of a Narcotics anonymous meeting and you say to her/him "Your my brand of Heroin".
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon May 19, 2008 10:39 pm

While trying to convince your girlfriend you are in fact "not a Dazzler"... (I know this probably only applies to me haha)
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed May 21, 2008 6:53 am

OH!
When you're in a hospital waiting room 'cause you've chopped off your finger, you say to the guy next to you "We just can't seem to hold our shape together"


Not very good, but hey
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed May 21, 2008 8:03 am

thats okay ^ mine have been pretty bad lately too Very Happy

your in a haunted house with your friends and every time you guys see something scary you shout "this is death-trap!"



as you can see not my best..
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri May 23, 2008 12:55 am

in a health class "my brand of heroine" especially during the alcohol and drugs unit Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri May 23, 2008 9:09 am

Go up to your best friend and look all serious and say "Do I dazzle you?"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:08 am

go to a police officer.."what if i'm a bad guy?"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:15 am

haha that was funny
go up to someone you dont like and say "I want to be a monster too."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:34 am

lolz shit i cant think of one T_T but im gunna do the dazzle thing to my best friend today
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