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 When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

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MsquaredRW

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:11 pm

hahahaha
thats really funny
i cant think of anymore though
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loveTwilight!

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:18 pm

When you fail a test :"Unbelievable, Carlisle was right"

i know it sucks but...
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Sonia Cullen

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:57 pm

Mmmm. I've heard worse.

How is it everytime I get one then come on here I forget it? Eeeee.
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larissa cullen

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:26 am

ummm lemme think...

mr. whitacre "larissa what is the caption for george washingtons painting say?"

"very sexy really."_edward in eclipse
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:12 pm

You're at the zoo and you walk by a penguin pen, you snort. "Penguins. Lovely."
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Lairai

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:59 am

after your math teacher just spent the last like hour yelling at you for being irresponible and he asks if the reason your like this is because you hate your math teach and you tell him "that sounds about right...pup"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:59 pm

you're at a halloween party and your boyfriend/girlfriend is dressed up as a lamb, "What a stupid lamb!"
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larissa cullen

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:44 pm

when ur trying to get someone to get off ur back
"i make the cowardly lion look like the terminator."
then they are like why are even standing up for urself... ur not good at it
then u blush
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DarkTabatha

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:50 am

When the teacher calls on a girl next to you in class you blurt out "Not her!"
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larissa cullen

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:42 pm

ur principal is the opposite sex and hes kinda cute... hes asking you why you are staring at him
"Do i dazzle you?" u blurt out and then go red
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larissa cullen

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:51 pm

* you are with a large crowd of people and you find a cute teddy bear*

"you are the most important thing to me now. the most important thing to me ever."
*hug the bear then kiss it*
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:42 pm

*Standing in the middle of the road, staring at a Mitsubishi Eclipse speeding right towards you*

The clouds I can handle, but I can't fight with an Eclipse...
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peechez1001

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:50 pm

at the mall and is staring at a manacin.

"I thought I explained this clearly before, I can't live in a world where you don't exist."
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Paxomaniac

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:54 pm

*in confessional with a priest after having egged the church*

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly"
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jaspers_gurl_23

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:23 pm

*in class reading twilight while a student is sharing a report*

you yell out DAMMIT BELLA when edward does in the book
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Lairai

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:27 pm

you prank call someone and say in a really stalker-ish voice "I can't live without you"
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luvia

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:40 pm

when u've just been kidnapped and u blurt out:
"this hostage stuff is fun!!!!"
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greenpixie1797

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:54 pm

you've just been kidnapped and you say to the kidnapper as he ties you up:

"i hate to burst your bubble, but you're not as scary as you think you are. I don't find you scary at all, actually."

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:00 am

when u say to your boyfriend who is completely afraid of commitment, "you are exactly my brand of herion"


idk im too tired to think of good ones
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greenpixie1797

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:04 am

when your crush asks you to hand them a paper they dropped, "marry me first." (all serious)

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:44 pm

OMG these are al sooooooo funny I went and read them all!
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:24 pm

when you wife asks you if you like her cooking and you reply "Well it's no irratable grizzly bear."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:53 pm

lol love it! ^^^
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:49 pm

when your mom ask how her how dinner was, you reply "Have you ever ate dirt?"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:47 pm

lol, these are all hilarious XD

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