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PostSubject: Comeback Queen   Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:18 pm

Okay the title of this game says it all: Comebacks, comebacks, comebacks!

Did you ever get stuck trying to say something witty and then think of the perfect thing later? Well here's your chance to say all those witty remarks that just--well--didn't get remarked. You can also leave a cliche and have the next person give you a comeback!

Here are some of mine:

Cliche: So funny I forgot to laugh.
Comeback Queen: That's okay--I can laugh for both of us!!! *laughs obnoxiously loud*

Cliche: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
CQ: Have you ever gotten hit with a dictionary?

Cliche: Anything is possible.
CQ: Have you ever tried to slam a revolving door?

Cliche: Don't run with scissors.
CQ (really whiney): But it makes me feel dangerous!!!

What do you think?

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:56 am

lol lol

Ummm

I dont have any, but this is funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:51 am

okay well post if you think of one...

idk if any others of Mariah's will work you know?

but my fave of hers is

"My friends are the kind of people who fight over who gets to push the elevator button."
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:32 pm

What? Who is mariah??

I love your's, Lenny!
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:02 pm

Mariah is one of the Nerd Herders Sonia...

she is currently in the middle of eclipse.
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:58 pm

lol, i just realized that is your localisation

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:27 am

haha! this is sooo funny! good idea Very Happy

cliche: your a maggot burger (<--- i know that no one would say that. thats what makes it funny Wink)
Comeback Queen: well if i'm a maggot burger then why dont you just eat me?!


haha that one wasnt very good i just reeeally wanted to say it!
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:58 am

hahahahaha

this is just a funny phrase but it might take a while to get it:

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

i thought it was funny
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Fri May 02, 2008 12:07 pm

i don't get it
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Fri May 02, 2008 6:16 pm

Of course you don't Macey, you're mentally blonde.

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Fri May 02, 2008 8:49 pm

I love that phrase it is hilarious XD i got it right off the bat. Abbreviations are shortened versions of words, adn the word abbreviate si a long word XD

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue May 06, 2008 1:39 pm

Why does everyone get it but me? grrrrr
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Wed May 07, 2008 1:32 am

okay well you know how abbreviations shorten words.
ex: mister-mr. and doctor-dr., etc.

well all of those are abbreviations. and isnt it kinda ironic that the process of shortening words is a long word by itself?

(by the way i think that's hilarious)
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat May 17, 2008 11:45 am

ahahaha nice.
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat May 17, 2008 12:41 pm

okay this isn't really a 'comeback' but I heard a character say it on an abridged series and I thought it sounded hilarious.


-"my mom says im special"
-"well your mom is a skank"
-"at least I have a mom"
-"ah toushe" (spelling?)


haha... yeah i guess I suck at comebacks. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat May 17, 2008 2:10 pm

-"that looks wierd"
-"did i ask for your oppinion?"
-"did i ask for you to talk?"
-"since when do you ask me to talk!?"

haha my friends actuall said that it was hilarious
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat May 17, 2008 10:14 pm

when someone is sad: Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Fri May 30, 2008 4:59 pm

"That's stupid."
"Well so's your face."
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Fri May 30, 2008 8:57 pm

This is one that I came up with when I was with Megan...

Megan - You're such a blond

Sammy (Me) - NO shit, What colors my hair (holds strands of blond hair in front of her face)


I came up with it right away and she couldn't think of anything to comeback with...... it was hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat May 31, 2008 6:37 pm

Hahha. I always comeback with a 'That's What She Said'.
Not really insulting, but still funny if you're somewhat perverted.

my friend(after taking a test)- That was hard.
me: that's what she said.


hehehe.

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:36 pm

you can make anything sound perverted if you add "Ladies, if you know what I mean" after it.

ex. "I want a sandwich, Ladies, if you know what I mean."
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:26 pm

hahahaha
um

me- "I don't get it."
siser- "There's a lot of things you don't get."
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:56 pm

I'm like Anna, I go with the "That's what she said"

(my friend to my other friend)-Get off, Get off my desk that's so annoying get off!!!!

(me very quietly) - That's what she said.
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:15 am

its ok Mace i dont get it either
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:24 pm

I got it. I always say ur mom... it can lead to funny chains

did you see the news?
your moms the news
you wish your mom was the news
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