The Esme House

Yeah, I can totally see that. Man, just imagine Bella's embarrassment.

lol
Edward would be laughing so hard!
Bella would try and glare at him
I wonder if Charlie's face would go purple

Bella: oh god, Edward he's purple again!!!

Play that scene in your head a time or two. It's a lot funnier with the whole thing. Okay, that sounds wrong...

.... ROFL!!!

lol!

that's an awesome line tho
omg he's purple again!

Bella: Quick! Call Carlisle! Charlie's gone pruple!!

*shakes head, recovering from laughing fit* Oh man, maybe this is a short-short-story in the making. I can tell it's a comedy. Off the subject, but do you know how many forums we've taken over?

a lot
but of course we need to take over them all
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -cough- AHAHAHAHAHAHA -cough-


It was a night like anyother at the Swan residence. Bella was cooking dinner for Charlie, who was watching the game on his new Plasma Screen TV (Which Edward bought for him as a "I'm-sorry-for-breaking-your-daughter's-heart-gift")
Bella looked out at the window and thought she saw some people hiding behind bushes. She shook her head, clearing the thought from her head. "That's ubsurd! it's just a trick of light." she muttered to herself.
"What was that?" Charlie called. "Nothing!" Bella replied, blushing. Great, now she was talking to herself too.
Charlie walked into the kitchen.
"Is dinner done yet?" Bella sighed, looking at the clock on the oven. "Not yet dad, five more minutes." Charlie grumbled incoherently to himself, walking down the front hall to turn on the porchlight. When he turned it on there was something he didn't suspect. It was four teenagers slinking around his property!
It was none-other then Mike, Jessica, Lauren and Tyler!! "Oh my god." Charlie murmured to himself. "What is it dad?" Bella asked, walking up next to her father.
"HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!" Charlie yelled at the top of his lungs. The teens just stared at him, majorly embarassed. Bella, recognizing them almost immeadiatly, began blushing like mad. "Sorry..." she muttered, before briskly walking back to the kitchen


Now, a few days had past and Bella was making Charlie dinner again, only this time it was something other then fish. Charlie, like last time, was watching the game on his plasma. "NO DAMMIT! I SAID HIT THE DAMN BALLL!!!!" He yelled at the screen, causing Bella to chuckle.
Last night was much like the first. Charlie had yet again seen the four teens in their yard the night before, causing him to yell at them like a mad-man. Bella sighed, she would never get over the embarrassment. Luckily Edward was with her tonight. He sat silently, watching her as she cooked. "Ed, you should watch this!" Charlie called. Edward winced at the chosen nickname by his soon to be father-in-law. You see, Edward had proposed to bella (who said yes) and they were talking to him about it tonight at dinner. Edward silently got up and walked to the living room.
Now, like his usual rutine before dinner, Charlie got up and walked to turn the porch light on. When he turned it on, again he saw four very fimiliar faces. Last night he had gone red, but tonight was over the top.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD U DAMN KINDS TO GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!!" Charlie yelled, causing many birds to fly from surrounding trees.
anyways, these four teens were causing Charlie so much stress, then he turned purple, his breahting ragged. Bella and Edward, hearing the commotion, ran to the porch to see what was the matter. "OH MY GOD!" Bella cried.
"Quick Edward! Call Carlisle! Charlie's gone purple!!" she cried, the other four humans teens scampering away.
a lesson to us all: never go on the Swan's property uninvited.

Unless you want to see Charlie go purple. In which case, feel free to do so as many times as you wish.

hmmm...
i think Emmett should make a paper mache Charlie, and paint it purple so we can hang it up in our house

OH MY GOSH!!! our mascot could be the Purple Charlies!!!

I like that idea!! I was going to say something, but I forgot what it was. Man, I hate that!

i know!! expescially in the middle of a conversation
hey, i posted the story on www.Fanfiction.net
go to books, then scroll till you see Twilight and go a few pages, then you'll see it

Awesome! It'll be a lot easier to find over there. I can't find one of the parts, and the worst part is, I don't even remember which one it was to ask you. That sucks too.

can our purple charlies ride unicorns?

omc that would make the best siggy ever
a purple charlie riding a unicorn
*snickers*

oh they are all so beautiful too bad none of them are in a forest

Yeah!! Hey, has anyone read Eclipse yet? I just finished reading it.

AmeCullen wrote:

Yeah!! Hey, has anyone read Eclipse yet? I just finished reading it.

yeah I finished reading it like three days ago on Tuesday. Wait no it was 12:15 in the morning so I guess it was technically Wednesday I loved it didnt you?

i finished it
and i want to kick jacob black REALLY hard where the sun don't shine

Yes it was AWESOME!!! I didn't know this was even possible, but I think it's better than Twilight! But yeah, that just pissed me off, all the stuff Jacob said...and even worse what he did. There's not even a word for how mad I was. Though I wasn't quite as mad at him as I was at Edward for leaving Bella in New Moon.

no, i'm more mad about Jacob
i mean, we know that Edward thought he was protecting Bella, even if it was completely stupid.
If i was Bella i never would have forgiven Jacob
i would be like: ya know what? no. see ya on the flip side

Yeah, I'm pissed at Jacob too. There's not even a word for how mad I am. For one thing, even though he knew Edward and Bella were engaged, he made her kiss him! WTF?! It was still better than Twilight though. To me it was anyway.

Jacob is an idiot
he lets testosterone control him
Bella needs a friend, and he's pushing it waaaaaaaay too much

Yeah, definately. OMG, I have awesome news!! Okay, first off, before we even get to that, there's this boy named Allen. He was new last year and in my class, he's in the other class this year, and he's my best guy friend. BUT ever since 6th (last year) I've had the BIGGEST crush on him. He asked me out!! I'm so flipping happy it's not even funny!!!

lol
OMG! DUDE THAT FRIGGEN ROCKS!

*hugs*
I'm so happy for you
maybe you'll grow up to marry each other

*bites lip and giggles* Maybe.

lol
*giggles*
ok, girly moment...

*squeals*

girly moment over

lol. I just never would have thought. We've been going out for a month...and a half maybe...idk.