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Alu_Rathbone

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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:15 am

EDWARD: YAY I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:30 am

lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:33 pm

Carlisle: *walks into the house after work. He goes to cross over to where Esme, Emmett, Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, and Rose are sitting. As he wakls he suddenly disappers.* WHO PUT THE EMMETT SIZED HOLE HERE!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:04 am

lolz
raw" emmett
'your not scary" edward
ur just jelose" emmett
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:27 am

Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are at the hospital pushing and riding the gurnees.

Jasper: *standing up Emmett holding him up* I AM KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smacks head on doorframe and lands on floor.*
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:28 am

lolz gr8 alu guess what im on the top ten list XD
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:30 am

Edward: Bella do you think this jockstrap is sexy?
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:18 pm

Lauren: Bella can I get your number in case i need a good friend to talk to..
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:34 pm

Edward- "You, Bella, are the reason I became gay."
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:22 pm

Mike: Bella you and Cullen have had sex right? Well then, can he give me some tips?
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:09 pm

Eric- "I love you Jacob."
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:02 am

Jasper: "Alice I know you think us being together is fate and all but I don't love you anymore it's Rose I want." *glomps rose*
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:25 am

Carlisle is supposed to be subbing for the English teacher at Forks High School. He has enlisted Jasper, Edward, and Emmett to help with a reenactment of what could have happened with King Arthur... but things go awry. (I should make this a fan fic! This scene is from a movie called Monty Python and the Holy Grail... enjoy.)

[Carlisle and Edward "ride in" to the classroom and halt at the podium. Edward Bangs coconuts to represent the sound of hooves]

Jasper: Who goes there?

Carlisle: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

Jasper: Pull the other one!

Carlisle: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy.[gestures to Edward] We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

Jasper: What? Ridden on a horse?

Carlisle: Yes!

Jasper: You're using coconuts!

Carlisle: What?

Jasper: You've got two empty halves of coconut and
you're bangin' 'em together.


Carlisle: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...

Jasper: Where'd you get the coconuts?

Carlisle: We found them.

Jasper: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

Carlisle: What do you mean?

Jasper: Well, this is a temperate zone

Carlisle: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

Jasper: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Carlisle: Not at all. They could be carried.

Jasper: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

Carlisle: It could grip it by the husk!

Jasper: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

Carlisle: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

Jasper: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?


Carlisle: Please!

Jasper: Am I right?

Carlisle: I'm not interested!

Emmett: It could be carried by an African swallow

Carlisle: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?

Jasper: Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

Emmett: But then the African swallow's not migratory...

Jasper: Oh yeah, so they couldn't bring back a coconut anyway.

[Carlisle and Edward turn way and "ride" off in disappointment]

Emmett: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

Jasper: No, they'd 'ave to 'ave it on a line

Emmett: Well simple they'd just use a strand of tree bark.

Jasper: What? Hold it under their dorcel guiding feathers

Emmett: Well? Why not

And for those of you who want to see the actual clip this is taken from click below!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:04 pm

Eric: Mike I want you to make out with Bella
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:12 pm

Emily: Screw this imprinting CRAP! Sam, I am going to leave you for my TURE love: Eric Yorkie! And he better not have a GF........
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:07 pm

Esme: I'm sorry Carlisle but I can't do this!!! I need to get me some human!!
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:18 pm

“Okay Jacob, please have a seat.” The Psychologist looks at Jacob, “you look like you have something on your mind would you like to share?”
“Well…” Jacob says, “My dad’s in a wheelchair, the girl I’m in love with a girl who is in love with a vampire, and on top of this when I get angry I turn into a giant dog where everyone can hear each other’s thoughts.”
“And how does this make you feel, Jacob. Being able to hear others thoughts and have them hear yours?”
“Well it’s okay… but there’s this one chick there, and she makes me feel all weird because she’s constantly thinks about other guys…”
The Psychologist Nods, "So what you’re saying is you have repressed Homosexual feelings?"
Jacob looks at him confused, "Wait what?"
The Psychologist writes on the notepad, "Tell me about this Werewolfing of yours... how does it make you feel?"
"No, no, no! What did you say before that?"
"You seem to be avoiding the question, Jacob?"
"Avoiding the question?" Starting to get angry, "I'm not avoiding the question! You’re the one avoiding questions!"
"Jacob, how often do you miss place your anger?"
"Oh i haven't miss placed it... its right here." he growls at the doctor
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:10 am

Embry-Why does jacob get the vampire girl??
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:32 pm

Alice: *reading the emergency numbers for bella on the Cullen Fridge* Edward Cullen... I HATE YOU! hate hate hate... *see's jaspers name* LOATH ENTIRELY!
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:03 am

James- "Edward, it was always you i wanted."
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:40 am

Edward: Esme Emmett pushed me over and i hurt my knee {Starts crying}
Esme: Thats nice,
Rosalie: Esme Jasper broke my brush
Esme: So?
Jasper: Esme Alice cheated in Chess
Esme: You problem being?
Alice: WEll Edward cheated too.
Jasper: i wasn't vsing edward.
Esme:Shut up
Emmett: I like grissly bears RAWR
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:10 am

bahaha grizzy bears rawr

Bella: Like OMC Rose, be my bff.
Rose: Well, of course Bella dearest.
Edward: Let's go eat dinosaurs.
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:08 am

lolz ^^^ Dinosours RAWR

Charlie:Bella where'd Edward I wanna give him a hug O.o
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:25 am

Rose- "Goddammit Bella! Why couldn't you love me?"
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PostSubject: Re: Lines not said...   Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:57 pm

Edward: James! Get off her!
James: Why should I?
Edward: I want some blood! And she is dying anyway.
Bella: I thought you loved me?!
Edward: Shut up, food!
James: Fine, we will share.
Edward: Can Alice come too?
James: Sure*sigh*
Rosalie: Get off her all of you! Can't you see? She needs to live!
Edward: No she doesn't!
Rosalie: Yeah, she does! We are deeply in love, I can't bear to lose her!
Emmett: Did someone say bear?
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