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PostSubject: Twilight in a nutshell.   Twilight in a nutshell. Icon_minitimeSat Nov 15, 2008 5:38 am
Okay, so... a friend of mine gave me the link to this, and I found it utterly hilarious and thought I'd share it with you all.

It's actually making fun of the book, but everything is so true. XD

http://shinga.livejournal.com/478415.html
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Ohmygoodness! That was hilarious! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight in a nutshell.   Twilight in a nutshell. Icon_minitimeMon Nov 17, 2008 12:03 am
Holy CUSSING IS BAD!.
that was the funniest thing i've read in a lonnnng time. I think I just peed a little xD Everyone's gotta read this hahahhaha Razz

CHARLIE: GRRR I LOVE THAT FAMILY. You should see the doctor, I hear he’s a dreamboat.
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EDWARD: I smile crooked.

BELLA: YOU’RE PRETTY, I WANT YOUR BABIES.

SCIENCE: Apparently I’m sexy, I was not aware.

PORNO MUSIC: *plays as BELLA and EDWARD look in each
other’s microscopes... if you know what I mean*
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EDWARD: *sparkles*

A PAUSE: *is needed*

EDWARD: ... *sparkles*

BELLA: *extra dazzled*

EDWARD: *FREAKING SPARKLES WHAT THE FUCK*

BELLA: Oh Edward you are just too beautiful to be real, your skin is so smooth and perfect and cool and your eyes are like butterscotch and beautiful and perfect.

EDWARD: Don’t I scare you?

READERS: YOU’RE F***ing SPARKLING, WHAT THE heck IS SCARY ABOUT THAT.

BELLA: Do you mind if I touch your hand? Is that okay?

EDWARD: Touch aaall you want.

PORN MUSIC: Bow chika bow wow.
BELLA: Your breath smells tasty.
EDWARD: NO NO NO I’M A PREDATOR AND I AM SUCKING YOU IN. But don’t be scared I swear not to hurt you ever.
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight in a nutshell.   Twilight in a nutshell. Icon_minitimeMon Nov 17, 2008 6:50 pm
Lol, that was absolutely hilarious XD
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Haha, Anna, that's hilarious. XD
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OMFJ that's hilarious XD
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight in a nutshell.   Twilight in a nutshell. Icon_minitimeWed Dec 24, 2008 12:22 am
So funny!!!!!!!!
LOGIC: Sad I’m never here... and the tee hee hahahahaa

DREAMS WITH EDWARD: *are becoming a regular character*

BELLA: Ah, what a nice morning! I’m glad the cold drugs I took to sleep worked!
READERS: Now there’s an example for America’s youth.

PLOT: *sleepily looks up* Is... is that me again, or...?
PLOTLESS CRAPPY ROMANCE: Nah I think it’s me.
PLOT: *sigh*
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