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 Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon

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Eternity'sTime

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PostSubject: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:54 pm

I saw this on the lexicon and i thought it would be fun to make here.
:)

Edward: Bella, Let's go get a cofee and talk about shoes with Mike

(i know it sucks, just bare with me.)
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:22 pm

Edward: Let's each go get a BigMac and go hang with Victoria and the werewolves on the reservation.

[Idk, they could POSSIBLY become friends in future books and end up breakng the treaty.]
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:48 pm

ok here's another

Edward: Hey, Jakey wanna go cliff diving?
Jake: Sure Eddy-Weddy! Let's see if Bella wants to come!
Shocked Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:25 pm

Bella: I want an Audi Coupe.
Edward. i'm not getting it for you. and, oh yeah, you shouldn't go to college.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:32 pm

Jake: Oh The Smell Of Bella's Blood Is What I Crave.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:55 pm

bella: I HATE U EDWARD!!! I WILL NEVER LET U TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:25 pm

Jasper: Hey Bella, wanna go make out?
Bella: Sure Edward's won't find out if you don't think about.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:56 pm

Edward: *sings along to radio* I'm bringing Sexy back Cool
Bella: *to herself* true...... :)
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:44 pm

Here's one!



*Bella and Edward at the Mall*
Edward: *Looks into Victoria's Secret* So Bella....
Bella: Yes?
Edward: So do you need anything from Victoria's Secret... We can go in there and look around...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:33 pm

Jacob: *to Edward* Let's just forget about this silly treaty... I really want us all to be friends...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:55 pm

Alice: Jasper, can you send me emotional waves to get high off of?
Jasper : stop pressuring me! * bursts into tears and runs away.*
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:37 pm

Vampires can't really produce tears but i guess it is something that would never come up n Twilight or New Moon. Surprised
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:59 pm

Mike: *to Bella* You think you could introduce me to Alice? I think I might want to ask her to senior prom....
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:17 pm

Jasper: (wearing a glow-in-the dark, erm, icicle-sock) Hey Alice!

Alice: Huh?

Jasper: Hey Alice, sit down. look at the glowiy thing!

Alice: Ooohhh pretty!

Jasper: you are getting verrrry sleeepppy....

Alice: Duh, vampire, cant sleep!

Jasper: Oh, good point. You arre gettting verryyy obbeeediennnttt...

Alice: Yes master?

Jasper: *hehheh* The next time you hear the word "factorial" you will scream these words. *whispers*

Alice: Ohhhh naughty naughty master... I mean... SIR YES SIR!

Jasper: Also you will not remember any of this. ever.

Alice: Yes master.

Jasper: Now when I snap my fingers, you will wake u.. Um you will be normal.

Alice: SIR YES SIR!!!

Jasper: *snap*

**************THE NEXT DAY********************

Math teacher: Alright Jess, do you know how to find the factorial of...

Alice: MY DAD IS A SEXY PICKLE!!!

Teacher: Shocked

Class:Shocked

ALICE: Shocked Embarrassed Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked :affraid:
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:35 pm

teenibopper1 wrote:
Jasper: (wearing a glow-in-the dark, erm, icicle-sock) Hey Alice!

Alice: Huh?

Jasper: Hey Alice, sit down. look at the glowiy thing!

Alice: Ooohhh pretty!

Jasper: you are getting verrrry sleeepppy....

Alice: Duh, vampire, cant sleep!

Jasper: Oh, good point. You arre gettting verryyy obbeeediennnttt...

Alice: Yes master?

Jasper: *hehheh* The next time you hear the word "factorial" you will scream these words. *whispers*

Alice: Ohhhh naughty naughty master... I mean... SIR YES SIR!

Jasper: Also you will not remember any of this. ever.

Alice: Yes master.

Jasper: Now when I snap my fingers, you will wake u.. Um you will be normal.

Alice: SIR YES SIR!!!

Jasper: *snap*

**************THE NEXT DAY********************

Math teacher: Alright Jess, do you know how to find the factorial of...

Alice: MY DAD IS A SEXY PICKLE!!!

Teacher: Shocked

Class:Shocked

ALICE: Shocked Embarrassed Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked :affraid:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is HILARIOUS!!! I had one to post, but I laughed so hard when I read this one that it went right out of my head! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:07 am

ROFL! Now that is funny!

Luaren: I'm sorry i've been so mean Bella
Bella: awww! its alright. Lets be friends!
Luaren: Best Friends!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:15 am

teenibopper1 wrote:
Jasper: (wearing a glow-in-the dark, erm, icicle-sock) Hey Alice!

Alice: Huh?

Jasper: Hey Alice, sit down. look at the glowiy thing!

Alice: Ooohhh pretty!

Jasper: you are getting verrrry sleeepppy....

Alice: Duh, vampire, cant sleep!

Jasper: Oh, good point. You arre gettting verryyy obbeeediennnttt...

Alice: Yes master?

Jasper: *hehheh* The next time you hear the word "factorial" you will scream these words. *whispers*

Alice: Ohhhh naughty naughty master... I mean... SIR YES SIR!

Jasper: Also you will not remember any of this. ever.

Alice: Yes master.

Jasper: Now when I snap my fingers, you will wake u.. Um you will be normal.

Alice: SIR YES SIR!!!

Jasper: *snap*

**************THE NEXT DAY********************

Math teacher: Alright Jess, do you know how to find the factorial of...

Alice: MY DAD IS A SEXY PICKLE!!!

Teacher: Shocked

Class:Shocked

ALICE: Shocked Embarrassed Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked :affraid:




OMC! that was soooooooo funny!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!! bounce Cool Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:32 pm

Bella: Don't pretend i think you know, i'm damn pressious (sp?) and hell yeah i'm a mother F***ing princess! king
Edward: ..... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:40 pm

PurpleRayRay wrote:
teenibopper1 wrote:
Jasper: (wearing a glow-in-the dark, erm, icicle-sock) Hey Alice!

Alice: Huh?

Jasper: Hey Alice, sit down. look at the glowiy thing!

Alice: Ooohhh pretty!

Jasper: you are getting verrrry sleeepppy....

Alice: Duh, vampire, cant sleep!

Jasper: Oh, good point. You arre gettting verryyy obbeeediennnttt...

Alice: Yes master?

Jasper: *hehheh* The next time you hear the word "factorial" you will scream these words. *whispers*

Alice: Ohhhh naughty naughty master... I mean... SIR YES SIR!

Jasper: Also you will not remember any of this. ever.

Alice: Yes master.

Jasper: Now when I snap my fingers, you will wake u.. Um you will be normal.

Alice: SIR YES SIR!!!

Jasper: *snap*

**************THE NEXT DAY********************

Math teacher: Alright Jess, do you know how to find the factorial of...

Alice: MY DAD IS A SEXY PICKLE!!!

Teacher: Shocked

Class:Shocked

ALICE: Shocked Embarrassed Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked :affraid:




OMC! that was soooooooo funny!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!! bounce Cool Laughing

I'm learning factorials in class....and I'm 13. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:22 pm

that line is classic, my dad is a sexy pickle! Hah!!!

Bella: Alice come on! Lets go into Abercrombie! please! you NEVER take me shopping anymore!
Alice: Have Emmett take you! i'm too busy cutting my wrists! darn it! there goes another knife... Carlisle! Where are all the steak knives!!!
Carlisle: Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:00 pm

PurpleBunniesRule wrote:
that line is classic, my dad is a sexy pickle! Hah!!!

Bella: Alice come on! Lets go into Abercrombie! please! you NEVER take me shopping anymore!
Alice: Have Emmett take you! i'm too busy cutting my wrists! darn it! there goes another knife... Carlisle! Where are all the steak knives!!!
Carlisle: Shocked


hah!! that's so funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:11 pm

TheSinger wrote:
teenibopper1 wrote:
Jasper: (wearing a glow-in-the dark, erm, icicle-sock) Hey Alice!

Alice: Huh?

Jasper: Hey Alice, sit down. look at the glowiy thing!

Alice: Ooohhh pretty!

Jasper: you are getting verrrry sleeepppy....

Alice: Duh, vampire, cant sleep!

Jasper: Oh, good point. You arre gettting verryyy obbeeediennnttt...

Alice: Yes master?

Jasper: *hehheh* The next time you hear the word "factorial" you will scream these words. *whispers*

Alice: Ohhhh naughty naughty master... I mean... SIR YES SIR!

Jasper: Also you will not remember any of this. ever.

Alice: Yes master.

Jasper: Now when I snap my fingers, you will wake u.. Um you will be normal.

Alice: SIR YES SIR!!!

Jasper: *snap*

**************THE NEXT DAY********************

Math teacher: Alright Jess, do you know how to find the factorial of...

Alice: MY DAD IS A SEXY PICKLE!!!

Teacher: Shocked

Class:Shocked

ALICE: Shocked Embarrassed Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked :affraid:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is HILARIOUS!!! I had one to post, but I laughed so hard when I read this one that it went right out of my head! Laughing Laughing Laughing

lol!
That's hilarious!!!

Jacob: Hey Edward, do you want to go play some baseball later?
Edward: Only if you invite Sam and the rest of the pack!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:59 am

Esme: Do whatever you want, I really don't care....
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:10 am

(OK. I NO ITS CHEAP. but... well. nvm.)

Carlisle: (picture this *tehe*) *wearing long red cape, and long, cracking fingernails.* I VANT TO SUCK VOUR BLOOD!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:20 am

bleucatt wrote:
(OK. I NO ITS CHEAP. but... well. nvm.)

Carlisle: (picture this *tehe*) *wearing long red cape, and long, cracking fingernails.* I VANT TO SUCK VOUR BLOOD!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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