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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:46 pm

lol

Alice: *at the mall, listening to her iPod really loud and singing way off key at the top of her lungs*
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY!!


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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:51 pm

lol that was good
*jacked rosalie's iPod cause ed jacked his*
emmett: HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE UR GIRLFRIEND NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE UR GIRLFRIEND
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:55 pm

lol nice
*Emmett jacked Ed's iPod*
Emmett: FIND YOURSELF A GIRL AND SETTLE DOWN! LEAD A SIMPLE LIFE IN A QUIET TOWN! STEADY AS SHE GOES! STEADY AS SHE GOES!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:07 pm

nice
JASPER SINGING ABOUT GUESS WHO?:
You're a falling star, You're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.

And you play you're coy, but it's kinda cute.
Ah, When you smile at me you know exactly what you do.
Baby don't pretend, that you don't know it's true.
Cause you can see it when I look at you.

[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, You make me sing.
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.

You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,
And you light me up, when you ring my bell.
You're a mystery, you're from outer space,
You're every minute of my everyday.

And I can't believe, uh that I'm your man,
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.
Whatever comes our way, ah we'll see it through,
And you know that's what our love can do.

[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, You make me sing
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.

So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La
So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La

[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, You make me sing.
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
You're every song, and I sing along.
'Cause you're my everything.
Yeah, yeah

So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La
So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:13 pm

nice one

hmmm

Edward:
dear diary,
mood: apathetic
my life is spiraling downward. i couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You,' and 'Rip Apart My Soul,' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab." and it doesn't help that i couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do, some days you know. . .

i'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
you'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
i have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
i'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'cause i feel real deep when i'm dressing in drag
i call it freedom of expression most just call me a f*g
'cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like d*kes
'cause emo is one step below transvestite

stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo

i'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way i dress makes everyday feel like Hallowe'en
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
i stole my sister's mascara now i'm grounded for a week
sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
i can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
girls keep breaking up with me, it' never any fun
they say they already have a p*ssy, they don't need another one

stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo
dye in my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
i play guitar and write suicide notes
i must be emo

my life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. grabbing ahold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way

when i get depressed i cut my wrists in every direction
hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
i write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
i told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes
i'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
you can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
i wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
if i said i like girls i'd only be half right

i look like i'm dead and dress like a homo
i must be emo
screw XBOX i play old school Nintendo
i must be emo
i like to whine and hate my parentals
i must be emo
me and my friends all look like clones
i must be emo

my parents just don't get me you know. they think i'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. well, a couple of guys. but i mean, it's the 2000s. can't 2, or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay. i mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. i don't know diary, sometimes i think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend. . . . i feel like tacos


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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:18 pm

omg im gonna think bout that ater laugh my butt of and people ae gonna be like :suspect
peopl:ooookkkk

edward:
Love don't come so easily
This doesn't have to end in tragedy
I have you and you have me
We're one and a million
Why can't you see?

I'm waitin', waitin' for nothin'
You're leavin', leavin' me hangin'

When did your heart go missin'? (x2)

I treat you like a princess
But your life is just one big mess

When did your heart go missin'? (x2)

Yeah

I meant every word I said
I never was lyin' when we talked in bed
I'm retracin' every step in my head
What did I miss back then?
I was so, so misled

I'm waitin', waitin' for nothin'
You're leavin', leaving me hangin'

When did your heart go missin'? (x2)

I treat you like a princess
But your life is just one big mess

When did you heart go missin'? (x2)

I don't understand
How could you forget what we had?
It's so wrong

I'm waitin', waitin' for nothin'
You're leavin', leavin' me hangin'

When did your heart go missin'? (x2)

I treat you like a princess
But your life is just one big mess

When did your heart go missin'? (x2)

Things were so good
We had a little dream
A little dream together
Buy a house, settle down, do our thing
But you disappeared on me
And your heart, your heart went missin'
I don't know how to find it
I don't know where it is
I don't know where your heart went
It was here just the other day
Now it's gone
I'm gonna call the police
Call the investigator, the heart investigtor
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:24 pm

Edward: *singing* i must be emo!
Bella: Edward... what are you doing?
Edward: Embarrassed singing...
Bella: the Emo kid song? I LOVE THAT SONG!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:28 pm

jessica:hey can i join you guys? I MUST BE EMO!...HEY MIKE ISNT THIS YUR 'SPECIAL SONG'!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:56 pm

um.... wow

Mike: Jessice... will u marry me?
Jessica: sure y not?
Mike: DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN
jessica: wat...............
Mike: u were suppost to say no... then bella would comfort me and she would see that she SHOULD love me
Jessica: well i said yes..............so................TO FRICKING BAD
Mike: I DONT WANT TO MARRY YOU
::bella walks by::
Bella: MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...... jessica are u ok ::hugs jessica and comforts her::
Mike: damn........ thats suppost to be me
Jessica: ::grins at mike eviley... pretends to make out with Bella::
Bella: ::slaps Jessica and walks away::
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:26 pm

Bella: GOD JACOB! YOUR SO INSENSITIVE! MAYBE YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THEN YOUR HAIR FOR ONCE! *runs away sobbing*
Jacob: ... wtf?
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:51 pm

bella: um...guys...uh...wat r u doing????
(bella walks in on edward and jacob making out)
edward: oh...hey bella
bella: wtf is going on?!
jacob: ok...this isn't wat it looks like...
bella: oooohh? so wat exactly is "this"?
edward: we were just...::pouts::...i thought he was u!!...he...he...he tricked me!!!!
jacob: hey i did not!!
::bella leaves the room::...

hahaha omg omg i'm sorry i just HAD to write that...it's disgusting but still this is like the only time u'll ever read THAT...hahhaha
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:49 pm

eh not bad

edward: bella m why are you and leah not speaking?
bella: because she said she was gonna kiss me and then backed out she claimed she 'went strait'
edward: so this has confmed it the world sucks!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:56 pm

haha that was good

bella: oh heyyy emmett
emmett: bella!! wat's upp?
bella: .. .. .. . .......
emmett: bella? u ok? hey . . . y r u looking at me like that?
bella: .. .. . .. . . . . . ......
emmett: uh...um...bella?...u alrite there?
(bella turns into a chipmunk and starts talking in a chipmunky voice)
bella: muahahaha i've come to eat u emmett!!!
::emmett runs away screaming::

lmao idk wat that was about...i still like the edward and jacob making out thing better hahahhaa that was so craxxxy
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:43 am

weird why a chipmunk lol!

alice:WHY OH WHY WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME!
Jasper: what what!!!???!!!??? what happen
Alice: THEY ALREADY SOLD THE LAST NEW LOUIS VUTON BAG TO HER
*points at the random lady*
Jasper: Shocked OH NO SHE DIDNT!
*snaps fingers in 'Z' formation*
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:42 am

lol
there was this weird dis this all the younger kids knew and they'd always do it

Emmett: don't make me snap mah fingas in a 'Z' fo'mation, exclamation! booty rotation. talk to that hand, flick of the wrist. OhMyGosh you just got dissed!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:49 pm

haha i'm not sure...i'm kind of scared of chipmunks lol...

bella: i like peppers
edward: oh...that's...nice...
(bella looks at edward)
bella: but...ur not a pepper
edward: wat?
bella: welll...i mean...maybe we shouldn't be together anymore...
edward: oh. ok. if that's...wat u want...
bella: yea...sorry...but ur nothing compared to peppers...i mean...sum of them r so HOT!!!
(bella takes a pepper out of her pocket and starts kissing it)
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:19 pm

are you hyper??

anyway

*vampire marrige*
edward:hey love, I got the milk. I had to slauter(sp?) the two people who weren't following the 15 item limit on the express lane but I got it
Bella: Good dear...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:26 pm

um...yes??

bella: hey sexxi
pepper:
bella: fine! don't talk to me!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:41 pm

edward: well im shocked
alice:what
edward:bella has left me for a pepper
alice: scratch k.... *thinks: its the diet coke*
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:45 pm

lol

alice: bella!!!
bella: hey alice!
::alice glares evily at bella::
bella: wat's wrong?
alice: u left edward!!!
bella: oh yea...
alice: for a pepper!!!
bella: well he IS hott....
::alice stomps off::
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:46 pm

.... wow

i got some Friends ones


Alice: Guess what, GUESS WHAT?
Edward: The fifth dentist finally caved and now they ALL recommend Trident?


Bella: Emmett, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Emmett: I'd probably kill myself.
Bella: Excuse me?
Emmett: Hey, if "Little Emmett"'s dead, then I got no reason to live.
Edward: Uh, Emmett... Omnipotent.
Emmett: You are? Edward, I'm sorry.



Jasper: I got her machine.
Emmett: Her answering machine?
Jasper: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:59 pm

i like the first onne that one is funny!

bella: i love you
tyler: um k well i dont like you
eric: neither do i
mike:neither di i
edwrad: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!
*goes off and cries like an emo kid*
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:04 pm

aww thank you!!...lol that one's my fave

i like urs it's funnehh 2


bella: pickles
edward: wat?
bella: do u like pickles?
edward: no..
bella: **** u then
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:19 pm

well i was talking about the first one on eternity's
but i like your too
and thank you i like the pickles ones too!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:23 pm

haha hers r awesome i like them too lol...and thanks....and yw...and thanks again haha pickles...
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