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 Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon

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missmack123

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emmett:cause ur a cold hearted bitch oops did i just say that out loud
edward:I suggest you run...like now....
::emmett runs::
::Rosalie chases::
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imortalsky

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House : })Alice House({
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emmett: gaaahhhh i wantt myyy mommyyyyy!!!!
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Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
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Edward: so the plans a -go
Jacob: yup.... lets do this
*bella walks by*
*Edward and Jacob start making out*
Bella: Sad Sad well... i can here to see if edward would take me back but... i always knew i wasn't good enough!Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Jacob: thats right now GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!
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imortalsky

imortalsky


Number of posts : 1228
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alice: i should feel bad 4 u bella...but i don't...it's edward that needs pity...ugghh
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Number of posts : 213
Age : 29
Location : with jacob.... save a horse ride a werewolf
Registration date : 2007-07-30

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Bella: Alice! what! he went to a dog! how can you live with that!
Alice: well i got leah cause you took jasper so its all good
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imortalsky

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bella: leah ehh?...yummm
alice: Evil or Very Mad she's mine u b****
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Eternity'sTime

Eternity'sTime


Number of posts : 917
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Location : with Revelle5132, missmack123, and AmeCullen, hitting Jacob with a rolled up newspaper
Registration date : 2007-03-16

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.... 0.o sorry but, these are just wayyyyy too far fetched, all well...


Bella: soooo.... Edward.... it's Friday night....
Edward: yup
Bella: movies are playing....
Edward: uh huh...
Bella: resteraunts are waiting to be eaten at
Edward: i'm sure they are
Bella: WILL YOU JUST TAKE ME OUT ALREADY DAMMIT?!
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imortalsky


Number of posts : 1228
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edward: no
bella: y not?!
edward: cuz..i...er...wanna...sleep???
bella: go 2 hell
edward: gladly Very Happy
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Eternity'sTime


Number of posts : 917
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lol

Bella: so then we like went to like the mall and stuff, and she like bought me the whole store including this like totally cute mini , pink mini skirt and a like this matching hot pink tube top and she like said it was like made for me, and then we like got our nails done and it like took for like friggen ever and then we like stopped to eat a cheese cube, cause, ya know, we're on this diet and like it's sooooo effective and it was just like sooooo much fun, the mall, ya know?


*******
*just imagine Rosalie talking with a british accent in this*
Rosalie: OH Bella! i can't wait for prom!
Bella: me too! it's going to be soooo coool!
Rosalie: I know! and guess what! i'm on this new diet, it's totally effective!
Bella: Really?
Rosalie: Yeah! well, i don't eat. and whenever i feel faint, i eat a cube of cheese

(guess where the cube of cheese thing is from)
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missmack123

missmack123


Number of posts : 2561
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Location : Over the freaking rainbow
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lol nice im pessimistic today not funny
i see you roll you eyes Rolling Eyes yes but you have to understand when im funny its usually just a spasm of funnyness....
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imortalsky

imortalsky


Number of posts : 1228
House : })Alice House({
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cube of cheese eh? hmmm...

awww y the pessimism 2day? =[
i'm sure ur funny all the time :)
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Edward_Luver

Edward_Luver


Number of posts : 560
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Location : Anywhere with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!!!!!!(IL) =]
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Edward: I have to ..uh............go!!
Bella: where????????????????????
Edward: the truth?
Bella: yes
Edward: to go meet Jacob
Bella: Wat?
Edward: we have a date!
Bella: well................if that makes u happy!!!!!!!
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edward: rly????
bella: yes Very Happy
edward: so ur ok with this?!?!?! Mad
bella: mhmmmm...cuz now that ur with jacob...i can finally have emmett!!!!
emmett: Twisted Evil
rosalie and edward: WAAAT?!?!?!!
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Number of posts : 2561
Age : 29
Location : Over the freaking rainbow
House : Esme.
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funny lol
im having a girly week if you know what I mean so yeah Im not very happy right now but I probably will be in a little while....thanks for saying im funny tho that means a lot to me i have a friend that thinks I'm a complete bore so yeah....
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imortalsky


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thx =]
ah yes...i kno wat u mean...in fact...i'm having a girly week myself
hey ur welcome...only being honest...u made me laugh a lot...and ur friend is wrong ur not a bore...not at all...she's prbly just jealous that ur funnier than she is hmpf
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Eternity'sTime


Number of posts : 917
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ah, girly week
i've still got... a week or two
but my back hurts sooooo friggen bad


Edward: so Bella, i'm about to go to the grocery store. Need any pads?
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in reply to immortalsky:actually she is super super funny like laughing every 5 minutes with her
in reply to eternity's time: aww thats too bad and also lol for your thing

Bella:I need a moment to the bathroom and...uh...um....
Edward:I thought I smelled something weird
Bella: EDWARD!!!! *slaps him*
emmett:so its that time of the month eh?
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Eternity'sTime


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lol


Emmett: so Bella, why do i smeel your blood?
Bella: Embarrassed cuz i'm standing right next to you?
Emmett: no seriously, why do i smell your blood?
Rosalie: Emmet leave her alone! she's having her period!!!
Bella: *mutters under breath* sure Rose, yell it to the world. not like i care. Embarrassed Embarrassed Evil or Very Mad



Edward: OH MY GOD BELLA! ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU HURT! WHAT HAPPENED?
Bella: wha?
Edward: BELLA YOUR BLEEEDING! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! *freaks*
Bella: Embarrassed oh... Edward, it's nothing. Um... could you maybe go to the store and um... buy me some er... feminine products?
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i was laughing at the second one that was funny
*bella and edward are sitting at the lunch table with the normal group*
edward:*whispers to Bella* ok lets see jess was turned down by mike so watch out for her shes kinda depressed, mike just discovered hes gay, lauren is on her period, and Eric is going to ask alice out...thats why shes cringing
::later...::
Bella:Dear Gossip columnist(sp?)
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Eternity'sTime


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lol


Bella: so... Edward, what's up?
Edward: weeeelll... *talking really fast, really high-pitched* Mike's gay, Jessice is as annoying as ever, Lauren is in the bathroom crying over her hair, Eric is slicking his hair back, trying to look cool, and Alice just bought me these really cute shoes
Bella: .... Shocked



Bella: Dear Renee,
Nothing much has happened here up in Forks. Unless you count my friend Mike falling for my boyfriend, Edward; Jessica plotting to hunt me down and kill me in my sleep because Mike's gay; Lauren plotting to take over the world with serious PMS; and Eric trying to screw Alice. Well, i got to go. Edward want to take me shopping for Prada.
Love,
Bella
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Renee:OOh look honey an email from bella-bear
*reads it*
Renee: Shocked um yeah never mind you dont have to look
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lol

that one is hysterical

Edward: sooo... Bella... why is there a red stain on your pants?
Bella: um... i was... painting?
Edward: Suspect with your blood?
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OMG LMAO!!!!!!

bella: umm...edward?
edward:yes?
bella: Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
edward:what is it?*sniffs* ooh its ok go...
bella:goes to the bathroom
edward:girls are disgusting creatures....
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lol

Edward: *Sigh* i will never understand women
Bella: HELLO! YOU READ TEHIR MINDS!
Edward: i'm sorry, did i say that out loud?
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edward: ah I will never understand men either but they are so dreamy *flutters eyelashes*
bella:1.you read thet're minds too!!!2.OMG Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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