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 Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon

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MarthaWashington

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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:29 pm

bleucatt wrote:
(OK. I NO ITS CHEAP. but... well. nvm.)

Carlisle: (picture this *tehe*) *wearing long red cape, and long, cracking fingernails.* I VANT TO SUCK VOUR BLOOD!!!
hahahahahahahaha Laughing lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:11 pm

Bella: Edward would you mind leaving the room a sec? i have to cut my wrists
*just picutre it, an Emo Bella.... *shudders*

Bella: *starts to clog dance, but slipps in the giant wooden shoes and falls onto the floor.*


Edward: Bella! Bella! OMG Bella! We have to like go get our nails done! i mean seriously.... It's hat all the couples are doing these days.
Bella: Sorry Edward, i'm already going with Alice
Edward: wait... you have plans... with out me? *breaks into hysterical vampire sobs* Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:45 pm

TheSinger wrote:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is HILARIOUS!!! I had one to post, but I laughed so hard when I read this one that it went right out of my head! Laughing Laughing Laughing

Soorryyy didnt mean to. lol.
*****

BELLA: So if I develop this film, will you show up?

EDWARD: NNOOOOO dont develop it pleeease!

BELLA: Why? I dont understand...

EDWARD: Well you see, we vampires have this sortof Dorian Grey thing going on. Its..... complicated. If I see that picture... well buh-bye Eddie!

BELLA: Heh heh. I now have the ultimate weapon. MUAHAHAHAHA!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:48 pm

I am stunned by the successfulness of my 1st post. I have to ask though, does anyone get what an 'icicle-sock' is? It makes it that much better lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:53 pm

i get it... lol

Edward: Come here Bella and i'll introduce you to my pickle Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:01 pm

just picture....

Edward on a piano... covered in chocolate (maddie... hehe) and other sundae toppings. holding a large pickle?? hehehehe MUAHAHAHAHA

yummy
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:43 pm

Edward: Come on please let me turn you into a vanpire.

Bella: No... i don't want to be.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:25 pm

Edward: *after Bella and him are married* so, angel, where do you want to go for our honeymoon?
Bella: hmmm..... how about we go to.... The happiest place on earth!
Edward: Shocked where?
Bella: Volterra of course! gosh, you're so stupid sometimes. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:27 pm

lolz. That on is cute!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:24 pm

thx!
Anouncer: Edward Cullen, bringing sexy back (with his pickle) since 1901


*Edward is in the bathroom and bella is on his couch*
Edward: I'm bringing sexy back
Pickle: Yup!
Edward: *gasp!* my pickle talks!
Bella: Really?! Cool let me see!
*awkward silence* *bella blushes when she relizes what he means
Bella: oh um... wel... never mind.... Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:39 pm

OMC! that is so funny! That was kind of disturbing tho...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:07 pm

ray ray embrace your currupted mind. Our minds have been currupted by the gym teachers. it's not our fault

*continuing for the skit with Alice cutting her wrists with steak knives*
Alice: Danggit! that's the last steak knive! Carlisle!! Esme!! where do you keep the butchering knives?
Esme: *making out with Carlisle* try.. the... cabinet... dear
Alice: *sees future of Esme and Carlisle doing... stuff* Ewwwwwwww!!!! Esme! do you know where and ax is?
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:11 pm

oh umm... ok?



Edward: Bella?!
Bella: what is it?
Edward: my pickle wants to see your vegetable... Suspect
Bella: ok!
Edward: sweet!
*Bella's vegetable meets Edwards pickle and start doing... things.*
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:26 pm

:affraid: wow you guys!! that was... enlightening...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:22 pm

lol i know right? were just weird like that :)

Bella: Edward!!!!!!! Mike wont leave me alone! can you go kill him?
Edward: Sure! *goes and drains Mike*
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:49 am

Erm... Well this is probably going to be lame but w/e...

It's Halloween night and they want to go trick or treating for some fun...
Edward rings the doorbell
Bella/Edward: Trick or treat
Old Lady: Oh hello dears, what are you being for Halloween
Bella/Edward: Vampires
Old Lady: Oh well let me see your costumes
Both Bella and Edward Flash a smile and spin
Old Lady: Oh well (Looks to Edward) You're teeth look so real, on the other hand (looks to Bella) Yours look like those cheap plastic ones
Bella: (under her breath) Well they would look more real if...
Edward: Oh Bella, Stop being like that!
Bella: Bite Me!
Old Lady: Oh well calm down children
Edward Mad Smacks the Old Lady Across the face and Bites Bella
Bella Razz Very Happy It's about time!!


See... Told You, It's lame Bare in mind I've only read Twilight thus far, New Moon should be at my house by... Friday Hopefully earlier
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:21 pm

ok here's a Charlie the unicorn inspired one

Emmet: Come on Edward! let's go to candy mountain! *pants scarily, eyes wide, holding a map in his hand*
Edward: Shocked pale N... No i have to uh.... tie my shoe... over there... *runs away*
Emmett: But you don't even have shoes! Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:13 am

IveComeToTakeYourCheese wrote:
ok here's a Charlie the unicorn inspired one

Emmet: Come on Edward! let's go to candy mountain! *pants scarily, eyes wide, holding a map in his hand*
Edward: Shocked pale N... No i have to uh.... tie my shoe... over there... *runs away*
Emmett: But you don't even have shoes! Crying or Very sad

Edward: Mike! Miiike. Mike. MMMike. Mikkkke! Mikemike MIKE!
Mike: What?
Edward: We're on a bridge, Mike!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:18 am

oh! i have another charlie one! hehe... i'm having WAY too much fun with this

Bella: *to Charlie, when they're about to leave somewhere* We're going on an Adventure Charlie! It's gonna be an adventure! we're going on an adventure...! Yeah Charlie!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:57 pm

That one wasn't really funny...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:39 pm

oh shut up ray ray
*sticks tongue out at her*
i am part of da mafia and i know wheres you live
you best be watchin' yous back
*hehe...*

Emmett: *singing* Snap Yo Fingers, and do ya step! you can do it all by yourself let me see you do it!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:55 am

HA! i love charlie the unicorn! I got 1 but i think it's bad (my rfriend came up with it):

Edward: Bella wake up... wake up you silly sleepy head!
Bela: Ugh! this better be pretty freakin' important. Is Victoria on fire?
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:43 pm

ok i just thought of something when my friends and i were practicing modeling
*my friends and i are in a small local fashion show*


its kinda dumb but, oh welp

*Bella and Alice are standing back to back with their fingers in a gun shape, doing the Charlie's Angels pose.*

kind of a bad pun in there...

Edward: Bella! I don't want to play your lullaby again! my fingers hurt. Sad

Bella: So what if its sunny! its not like anybody'll notice your skin. You just use it as an excuse

Version 1 of what would happen:

Jessica: Bella? You know your boyfriend is sparklying right?
Bella: Holy Crap! Really! OMG! Surprised


Version 2
Jessica: Wow. Is Edward Sparkling?
Bella: Oh yeah, its just a thing he does when the suns out. No big.

Version 3
Mike: Edward Cullen is SOOOOO Hott sprakling like that *swoons*
Bella: .... I never knew Mike was gay.
Jassice: really? He's been gay for like.... *tries to think* I really long time. He only followed you around cuz he liked loved your look.
Edward: Is Mike dead?
Bella: Maybe....
Lauren: YES! I can't stand him. Maybe now i actualy DO have a chance with Tyler


*in a galaxy far away*
Tyler: *sobing* the love of my life is dead. Love, Life, Meaning over. *sees something shine on the floor* Oh Happy Dager!



heh.... i got kinda carried away with those....
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:09 pm

Edward: I have a surprise for you Bella!!
Bella: *looks wary* What?
Edward: TOBY KEITH CONCERT TICKETS!!


I thought it was kinda funny...since Edward hates country music (I don't know what his problem is though...it's better than Linkin Park)
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:15 pm

lol
that rocks. It Would be funny if he had Dixie Chicks tickets though
*snickers at image of Edward singing along to Traveling Soldier*
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