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 Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon

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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:46 pm

Bella to charlie* Dad I'm marrying a cross dresser
Charlie* WHAT!!!!!!! Oh no your not, Who is it!
Bella* Umm.. who else would it be Edward DUH!!
Charlie* He CROSSDRESSES!!!!!!!!! It does explain alot....
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:14 pm

wow..... XD

you are amazing at this!

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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:21 pm

thanx...maybe I am
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:24 pm

i wonder if there is a career for this.....

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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:30 pm

Edward*You told your Dad I was a crossdresser!!!
Bella* Yes I did because you r
Edward NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!
Bella*than whats with the makeup and wearing my clothes?
Edward* oh no.. My split personallity has come back!
Bella* WTF!!!!
Edward* It's Sheba she's back!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:31 pm

Sheba??? XD wow. That is amazing

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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:58 pm

thanx
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:52 pm

thanx Madz!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:43 pm

aaaaaah! Edward has a multiple personality disorder...oh wait....

Bella: So i was RIGHT???? aha! I win!
*goes to Emmett* You owe me, Emmett! Pay up!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:09 pm

who...? you best not be talking 'bout me! hehe!

Edward: (singing) I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss..and a princess i'm hoping comes with this.....
(the prince in Enchanted is Edward...but he WASN'T! so i renamed him edmund...random almost spam! yaaaay!)
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:48 pm

Haha!!
Except wouldn't he remain standing while all of the bikers crashed into him? Then the song would just go on and on... (I'd die!)
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:04 am

oh my... i am in like... complete awe! its funny and yet...i agree with kat. no one would every say that in the books.....



but i want to try it anyways!



Alice: *gazing into the future* ah HA
Jasper: what is it?
Alice: how could you?
Jasper: how could i what?
Alice: oh dont play coy with me! i saw you having a twosome with rose and bella, dont deny it!!
Jasper: but..but i havent done it yet.
Alice glares vicously
Jasper: emmeetttt!!!
Emmett: what?
Jasper: tell alice to stop scaring me with her forebodance!
emmett: yo alice, dont worry about jasper, me and you can do something to make them all jealous...
Alice: i like the way you think emmett!


not very good but thats okay!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:27 am

that was great!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:52 am

Bella* Threesome! NO WAY, Edward why didn't u think of that!
Edward* I did!
Jasper* he did on numerous occasions
Bella*WITH ROSE
Edward* uhh yeah
Bella* I knew it, u like her
Edward* only for her body!
Rose* yeah we've only had sex like 100 times no big thing
Bella WTF!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:57 pm

*spam* these are good all supremely hilarious
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:37 am

Emmett* YOU HAD SEX W/ EDWARD!!!!!!!!
Rose* I said it's wasn't a big thing, no one can climax the way you can
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:18 pm

haha! eep! that's kinda funny in a shakespearean way!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:31 pm

Rose: Yeah, we had a threesome
Emmett: umm aren't those supposed to be with three people, not two?
Rose: *nods* we did it with Tanya also, like i said, no big thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:51 pm

Bella: You had sex with Rosalie AND Tanya?!?!
Edward: Duh, i love blondes I love you !!! In fack, i asked Alice to bleach your hair, but she said that she was too busy finding a knife.
Bella: Why would Alice need a knife?
Edward: She wanted to cut herself, but she's waisting her time. Trust me, i've tried.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:10 pm

Thanks! This is fun.

Edward: Hey, Bella?
Bella: Yes my beautiful not-so-virgin-botyriend/fiance?
Edward: I'm leaving you for Tanya because you're not blode.
Bella: ...but..but...why?
Edward: geez, and they say blondes are dumb. I am getting married to Tanya because she is blonde!
*Poof*
*Tanya appears out of nowhere*
Tanya: Like, Hey, Eddy!
Edward: Tany!
Tanya: Like I sooooooooooooooooooooooo want to like make out with you in front of this, like, not-blonde-person-human-thing
Edward: OK
*censored*
Bella: Hello!!! I'm still here! F**k this, i'm going to La Push to rape Jake.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:13 pm

That defitly would not never happen, wich works here at least
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:20 pm

i guess i'm just spending too much time in the VMT (go to PE, then to vampire sex ed if you don't know what i'm talking about)

Charlie: Hi Bella, i mean Yo!
Bella: Dad, have you been reading one of those "how to talk to kids" books again?
Charlie: No, i mean Wacha talkin' 'bout?
*jacob arrives*
Jake: Hey, Bells, you wanted to talk to me?
Charlie: What up, Dog?
Jacob: OMC!!! WHO TOLD YOU I WAS A WEREWOLF?!?!?
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:27 pm

Bella* Yeah so Edward left me again and this time it was for a blnde not my safety SSooo I decided I now like you best so let's go have unprotected sex so I can keep you forever!
Jake*How could you be sure to keep me forever?
Bella* Have a kid Duh!!
Jake* Okay with me LET'S GO!!!
Charlie*WTF!!!!!!!!! NO YOUR NOT!!!
Jake* Don't worry I'll be gentle
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:13 pm

Jake: Charlie, i'm going to have sex with your daughter now, se ya.
Charlie: Ok, have fun! :)
*Jacob and Bella leave*
Charlie: Ah, kids today and their crazy ideas. I hope they have a condom. Oh, look the game is on! Very Happy
*Edward bursts through the door*
Edward: CHARLIE!!! Where is Bella?!? I NEED to see her right now and tell her i'm sorry! Sad
Charlie: She's not avalable now, come back never.
Edward: But i need to tell her i'm sorry and make it up to her!
Charlie: Listen to me, punk, i hate you and if you touch my daughter i swear i will shoot your balls off and sell them on the internet!!!!! Evil or Very Mad
Edward: Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:48 pm

wow. that is all I can say.

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