this is inspired by 2005 MTV's movie Award Star Wars Parody that i watched this Sunday on Youtube, if you don't know what i'm talking about, then too bad
*Edward is sitting in the middle of this Volcano planet thing with a giant boom box playing "Low" by T-pain singing along*
Edward: She hit the floor, she hit the floor
Next thing you Know, shawty got Low low low low low low low!
*Cue space ship*
*Bella arrives in this huge space ship that crashes in to the boom box*
Edward: Yes, she was worth the- yo, who turned off the music? Hey! Bella's back!
*Bella comes running in to him*
Edward: What do you think of my new place? A little Lavy, lots of lava happening, but i think we can make it work.
Bella: Carlilse has told me terrible thinkngs.
Edward: Terrible things like what? like i got a terribly sweet deal in a kick ass place floating in lava? Have you seen his place? it 's a dump!
Bella: He wants to help you.
Edward:Yeah, Carlisle wanted to save my life and i endded up with no soul. So tell him no thanks.
Bella: He said you've turned to the Dark Side.
Edward: Yeah, it's called a tan. Just because i'm a vamp doesn't mean that i can't change my look. I mean i live in a lava planet!
Bella: he said that you killed children.
Edward: Again, i killed chickens, Martian chickens, they're the most kick ass chickens in the galaxy. Check out my chicken cluck: *starts clucking*
Bella: I don't know you anymore.
Edward: Cluck! clucky clucky Cluck! Charliei'mavampire
Bella: I can't believe what i'm hearing.
Edward: What? I thought you already knew that i was a vampire
Bella: Edward, all i want is your love
Edward: and all i want is to stop the lava from coming in my room. It's hot....it's dangerous...
Bella: *sob* Edward..*sob*
Edward: Ok, ok so you hate the lava planet, but you'll get used to it. I do stuff for you that i'm not in to, like i ride the motorcycle and now i sold my Austin Martin to get a new bike.
Bella: Run away with me, Leave everything alse behind while we can *grabs Edward's face*
Edward: Seriously, watch the hair, i just had it feathered.
Bella: I don't believe what i'm hearing. Carlilse was right, you've changed.
Edward: tell you one thing i haven't changed, my making-out skills *attemps to kiss Bella*
Bella: No, don't do this.
Edward: What, no kiss, what am i? Jacob Black?
Bella:Edward, your breaking my heart.
Edward: Ok, why are you in Freak Mode?
Bella: Because of what you've done, what your planning to do.
Edward: It's going to be great! We'll burn your truck by the lava river, i mean make it like a bonfire kind of thing, you like going to bonfires. Maybe put in some drink holders like this *makes a half circle with hand*
Bella: gasp*get's choked* Yeah, that's right, Edwards a Jedi now
Edward: No, maybe we'll make it smaller like this........no maybe biger
Edward: Big, small....stop, your girgleling is making it hard to make a desition.
Jake: Let her go, Leech!
Edward:*finally realizing what he's doing* Oh, i'm sorry, i forgot to turn off the force. My bad.
Edward: Wait, why is Jacob driving my car? How long have you been listening, dog? I see you've got dirt in the paint job.
Jacob: You have done that yourself!
Edward: I think i'd remembered.I'm very neat. And people know that i always clean my car. I absolutly always clean my car!!!
Jacob: Only a vamp deals in Absolute.
Edward: A VVamp?
Jacob: A vamp
Edward: Vats a vvvvvvvamp?
Jacob: a vamp
Edward: Thats a prrrety nasty lippsss you've got therre. I vould have done something about zat.
Jake: I must do what i must! *phases*
Edward:I must warm you, i'm very good at backfips! *does a really cool looking backflip*
Ed:FLIPY FLIPYLAVAAA!!!!!! *lands in the lava*
I beliave i over shot my target...............and i'm on fire.