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 Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon

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Stephanie Cullen

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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:06 pm

OMFJ! LOL!!!

...I don't think anything I can come up with will compare to that. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:46 pm

WOW.
yeah, there's no topping that
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:43 pm

^ wow. Laughing

this is inspired by 2005 MTV's movie Award Star Wars Parody that i watched this Sunday on Youtube, if you don't know what i'm talking about, then too bad Razz !

*Edward is sitting in the middle of this Volcano planet thing with a giant boom box playing "Low" by T-pain singing along*

Edward: She hit the floor, she hit the floor
Next thing you Know, shawty got Low low low low low low low!

*Cue space ship*

*Bella arrives in this huge space ship that crashes in to the boom box*

Edward: Yes, she was worth the- yo, who turned off the music? Hey! Bella's back! Very Happy

*Bella comes running in to him*

Edward: What do you think of my new place? A little Lavy, lots of lava happening, but i think we can make it work.

Bella: Carlilse has told me terrible thinkngs.

Edward: Terrible things like what? like i got a terribly sweet deal in a kick ass place floating in lava? Have you seen his place? it 's a dump!

Bella: He wants to help you.

Edward:Yeah, Carlisle wanted to save my life and i endded up with no soul. So tell him no thanks.

Bella: He said you've turned to the Dark Side.

Edward: Yeah, it's called a tan. Just because i'm a vamp doesn't mean that i can't change my look. I mean i live in a lava planet!

Bella: he said that you killed children.

Edward: Again, i killed chickens, Martian chickens, they're the most kick ass chickens in the galaxy. Check out my chicken cluck: *starts clucking*

Bella: I don't know you anymore. Sad

Edward: Cluck! clucky clucky Cluck! Charliei'mavampire

Bella: I can't believe what i'm hearing.

Edward: What? I thought you already knew that i was a vampire

Bella: Edward, all i want is your love

Edward: and all i want is to stop the lava from coming in my room. It's hot....it's dangerous...

Bella: *sob* Edward..*sob*

Edward: Ok, ok so you hate the lava planet, but you'll get used to it. I do stuff for you that i'm not in to, like i ride the motorcycle and now i sold my Austin Martin to get a new bike.

Bella: Run away with me, Leave everything alse behind while we can *grabs Edward's face*

Edward: Seriously, watch the hair, i just had it feathered.

Bella: I don't believe what i'm hearing. Carlilse was right, you've changed.

Edward: tell you one thing i haven't changed, my making-out skills *attemps to kiss Bella*

Bella: No, don't do this.

Edward: What, no kiss, what am i? Jacob Black?

Bella:Edward, your breaking my heart. Crying or Very sad

Edward: Ok, why are you in Freak Mode?

Bella: Because of what you've done, what your planning to do.

Edward: It's going to be great! We'll burn your truck by the lava river, i mean make it like a bonfire kind of thing, you like going to bonfires. Maybe put in some drink holders like this *makes a half circle with hand*

Bella: gasp*get's choked*
Yeah, that's right, Edwards a Jedi now


Edward: No, maybe we'll make it smaller like this........no maybe biger

Bella:*choaking sounds*

Edward: Big, small....stop, your girgleling is making it hard to make a desition.

*jacob arrives*

Jake: Let her go, Leech!

Edward:*finally realizing what he's doing* Oh, i'm sorry, i forgot to turn off the force. My bad.

Bella: *faints*

Edward: Wait, why is Jacob driving my car? How long have you been listening, dog? I see you've got dirt in the paint job.

Jacob: You have done that yourself!

Edward: I think i'd remembered.I'm very neat. And people know that i always clean my car. I absolutly always clean my car!!!

Jacob: Only a vamp deals in Absolute.

Edward: A VVamp?

Jacob: A vamp

Edward: Vats a vvvvvvvamp?

Jacob: a vamp

Edward: VVamp?

Jacob: vamp

Edward: Thats a prrrety nasty lippsss you've got therre. I vould have done something about zat.

Jake: I must do what i must! *phases*

Edward:I must warm you, i'm very good at backfips! *does a really cool looking backflip*

Ed:FLIPY FLIPYLAVAAA!!!!!! *lands in the lava*
I beliave i over shot my target...............and i'm on fire.

that's looooooooooooooong!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:23 am

OMC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


wowowowowowowowowow

bella and lovetwilght2.... you two are like freakin amazing! haha i laughed sooo hard! lol!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:58 pm

Emmett: Edward, what time is it?

Edward: It's peanut butter jelly time!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:06 pm

WOW!!! I so agree with Larai!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:19 pm

Thanks!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:44 pm

*Edward, dressed in a ballarina's tutu and wearing a crown on his head with a fairy wand, runs to carlisle and esme one day while the whole family is in the living room with them*

Edward: *clears throat* IIIIIIII'm a little teapot short and stout! here is my handle hear is my spout and when you want a cup of tea just tiiiiiip me over and pour me out! *dances along with song*


*cricket, cricket*


Bella: sigh, i told you emmett. i told you. you just never believed me. edward is-
Emmett: NO! DONT SAY I! NO! I DONT BELIEVE YOU! *yells in high pitch voice*
bella: suit yourself... *whispers under breath* gay...
emmett: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:42 pm

rotflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:17 am

esme: hey carlisle... you know what we havent done in a while....
*smiles at him slyly*
Carlisle: are you thinking what i'm thinking dear?
esme: i think so....
together: ULTIMATE DDR TIME!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:08 pm

*squeaking noise issues from Jasper*
Alice: Jasper, why are you squeaking?
Jasper: Erm, I lost a bet with Emmet and had to swallow a rubber ducky...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:21 am

HAHAHA!!! kel thats sooo funnyyy!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun May 04, 2008 11:15 am

love it!! omc all the ones here are hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat May 10, 2008 4:02 pm

OMC, I know!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat May 10, 2008 4:06 pm

LOL I can't come up with stuff like this!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat May 10, 2008 4:06 pm

I know! These people are hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon May 12, 2008 12:24 am

oh i've got one:

bella: hey tyler, mike, jess, everybody, guess what? i'm dating a vampire! look he glitters in the sun! andddd you can have him now for only a small price! let us start the auction at a 100 dollars!



not my best...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed May 21, 2008 7:31 pm

Edward: Bella, Jacob and I have decided to run off to Vegas instead since you have some commitment issues and only want me for my body, not the marriage or money.
Bella: Oh, well, who's the best man?
Jacob: We thought about using some Quilete magic to revive James and Laurent.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Wed May 21, 2008 8:07 pm

LOL!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri May 23, 2008 1:51 pm

HAHAHAHAHA these are hilarious big grin! hahha

And a gay edward W_O_W

I can imagine many things but a gay edward that is one of the things i can't imagine big hair

And a lesbi Bella....well i can imagine that one Dancing!

TA!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:31 am

edward@aol.com: Yeah Bella, I'll be over tonight. I've just got to help Carlisle with something...

*carlisle yells* EDWARD! SHAVE MY BACK *NOW!*

Bells@gmail.com: see you then. lluuuurrrve.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:57 pm

wtf but LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:04 pm

Bella: Should I be afraid?
Edward: (Rips off shirt and does a little shimmy.) Terrified.
Bella: Oh baby!

Pretty lame, I know. But it's hilarious when me and my friend do it haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:27 pm

You guys are funneh!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:40 am

*bella wakes up to see edward in her room*

bella: WTF!?!?!?! *pushes out window*
edward: but.....but.....but.....you smell nice!

bella: *going back to bed* freak.....
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