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 Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon

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Eternity'sTime

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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:19 pm

true... we should transfer it to the skit thread...
TO THE SKIT THREAD!! *cleche bat man music*
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:04 pm

sorry for the double post


Carlisle: Esme?! Esme?!?! Where's my snuggle muffins!?!?
Esme: *hisses to him* i thought we agreed you'd never call me that in public! Embarrassed
Carlisle: but i'm your stud muffin! Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:29 pm

dude like woah
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:31 pm

Jasper: I didn't take any midol! why would i do such a thing! WHY DO U ALWAYS LOOK FOR ME TO HELP! DO U EVER ONCE CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS?!! I HAVE FEELINGS TO YA KNOW! GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME! ALL YOU DO IS WANT WANT WANT! WELL U KNOW WHAT! I'M TIRED OF IT!!!! *hyperventilates*Crying or Very sad Mad Crying or Very sad Mad


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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:29 am

Alice: *hic* sorry guys, he get's like this sometimes ... *hic* (( attempts halfheartedly to drag Jasper away))
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:59 am

lol
nice one
let's see

*Bella walks by*
Emmett: Smack that! all on the floor! Smack that! give me some more!

Edward: *growl-ly*
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:37 am

i know its kind of bad but... im doing it anyway

bella: i leaving you edward. for jacob
edward: you...dont...want...me
bella: not anymore you had your chance now i want the werewolfs

edward runs away screaming: mike i need your phone number!

i know bad but i had to put it out there
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:31 pm

bella: what is a banana?

edward: its a yellow fruit. also a pudding... a DELICIOUS pudding.
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i no. i went there. WHAT!!! jk. im happy to be back thats all.
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:55 am

wow ... THAT was weird ... lol ...

After Eclipse there needs to be some revision to the "never say", cuz some studdis said that is never expected.

I'm dying not to say stuff about it right now, but ya ... if you have read it, please tell me !
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:29 am

ok so people who have read Eclipse would probably have the same reaction i did the the MEADOW SCENE
now in a MILLION YEARS... i could never get enough strength to stop him (and i wouldn't try to find any) lol

ok..................... ummm

Jacob: Bella, umm... i have to tell you something
Bella: go ahead, Jake!
Jacob: i got imprinted................
Bella: REALLY?????? thats great, when do i meet this girl?
Jacob: ummm......... welll......... you.........sort of already............have!
Bella: oh, Jocob..... you know that i can't....-
Jacob: EWWWWWWW NO...... Bella its not you....... u have to promise........ not to................. laugh
Bella: I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: You've meet them before......they're with me all the time........~~~~~~~~~
Bella: come on Jake, you can tell me!
Jacob: OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S PAUL....OK????????????? HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: :affraid:

SORRY... its all i can think of right now.... that DOESN'T CORUPPT THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!! lol
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:02 am

hahahahahhahahahhahahahah
omg that was soooooooo funnnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! i almost fell out of my seat laughing. Laughing
i have a ton of good ones for eclipse, but im refraining myself from spoiling it. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:03 pm

Edward: Bella, i can't do this anymore
Bella: do what...?
Edward: live this.. this... this lie!
Bella: I understand Edward, but do yo--
Edward: no! you don't understand! Your my great-grand-daughter!
Shocked


Emmett: So then i was like NOWAY! and she was like YAWAY! and i was like NOWAY! and she was like YAWAY! and then we like went and had pizza at like the best pizza store ever! and then we went to like Saphora and like got make-up for, ya know, our faces and stuff and then we like went to get our nails done!
Esme: *reading magazine* that's nice dear...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:03 pm

i SOOOOOOOO know wat u mean AnnaCullen..... i am really Restraining myself (with chains to a tree) IF YOU KNOW WAT I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol!

EVERYONE HURRY UP AND READ ECLIPSE........................ COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:12 pm

Bella: Edward, u will never guess wat Jacob just told me!
Edward: What?
Bella: Jacob got imprinted..... and He is GAY!!!!!!
Edward: HE TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Mad I CAN'T BELIEVE HE TOLD YOU
Bella: you knew?
Edward: what did he tell you?
Bella: that he got imprinted to Paul.........
Edward: THAT S.O.B.... he is a CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: pale
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:24 pm

Edward: *to Bella* So its your 'time of the month' huh?

Rosalie: Now what do we do with the body?

Edward: I WANTSH A -hic- PONY DADDDDDY!!!!
Carlisle: oh dear god...

All HILARIOUS.... all by LiveForInsanity


um... ok


Alice: Bella, i have to tell you something.... but don't get mad ok?
Bella: what is it Alice?
Alice: well, I was really depressed yesterday.. and Jasper wasn't around... only Edward was home.... and..................
Bella: wat........??????????????
Alice: well.... we got a little drunk...... and a little out of hand!
Bella: out of hand ..............how??????????????????
Alice: lets just say...... if i were human.... i would be taking the EPT right now.....
Bella: WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTT????????????????
Alice: don't worry Bella....... if it makes u feel any better i can get Jasper to do it with u!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:10 pm

THESE ARE HILARIOUS
I wish I had the mind power to create one myself...haha
but I'll work on it and then post one when I have a goooood one!
lol :) Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:20 pm

Jasper: Bella, we need to talk...........
Bella: wat about, Jasper?
Jasper: well............. its about Edward................. and you!!!!!!!!!
Bella: is something wrong???????????????
Jasper: well................ yes....... and no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: Wat is it Jasper??????????????
Jasper: I LOVE YOU BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: :affraid:......................... um Jasper..... i love Edward....................
Alice: BELLA..................... u S.O.B................. HOW DARE U TAKE JASPER AWAY FROM ME................. i thought you LOVED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry not the best... still funny to me though)
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:38 am

EmmettLover wrote:
Jasper: Hey Bella, wanna go make out?
Bella: Sure Edward's won't find out if you don't think about.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THATS HILARIOUS
I wish that was in there.
damn
kidddddinggg
edward and Bella are too perfect.
I wish that edward said Bella lets go make out. that would be quite hilar. hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:44 pm

Emmett: suffocation, not breathing
Bella: ... you know you don't have to breathe, right?
Emmett: ... It's a song!
Bella: ... oh... Embarrassed


Emmett: *sigh* i wish i had pierced ears...
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:06 pm

Embry: Oh no you didnt
Paul: Oh yes I did
Embry: No you did not just steal MY Jacob from me
Paul:oh yes, yes i did
Embry: Im gonna like totally kill you
Paul:Bring it on Bee-atch

its not very funny but its all i got right now
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:23 pm

Jacob: Bella... i don't love you anymore...
Bella: uh... why not?
Jacob: i imprinted
Bella: on who....
Jacob: ... Paul...
Bella: Shocked


Emmett: Every body makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what i'm talking 'bout, everybody gets that way. Every body makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what i'm talking 'bout, everybody gets that way.
Sometimes i'm in a jam, i gotta make a plan. It might be crazy, i do it anyway. Noway to know for sure, i figure out a cure. I'm patching up the holes, but then it overflows. If i'm not doing to well. (clap clap, clap) why be so hard on myself? NOBODY'S PERFECT! I GOTTA WORK IT! AGAIN AND AGAIN TILL I GET IT RIGHT! NOBODY'S PERFECT, YA LIVE AND YA LEARN IT, because everybody makes mistakes, nobody's perfect.
Nobody's Perfect, naw naw! nobody's perfect!
School: Shocked

the imprint thing is Edward_Luver's idea by the way


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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:39 pm

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Jacob: Bella... i don't love you anymore...
Bella: uh... why not?
Jacob: i imprinted
Bella: on who....
Jacob: ... Paul...
Bella: Shocked


Emmett: Every body makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what i'm talking 'bout, everybody gets that way. Every body makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what i'm talking 'bout, everybody gets that way.
Sometimes i'm in a jam, i gotta make a plan. It might be crazy, i do it anyway. Noway to know for sure, i figure out a cure. I'm patching up the holes, but then it overflows. If i'm not doing to well. (clap clap, clap) why be so hard on myself? NOBODY'S PERFECT! I GOTTA WORK IT! AGAIN AND AGAIN TILL I GET IT RIGHT! NOBODY'S PERFECT, YA LIVE AND YA LEARN IT, because everybody makes mistakes, nobody's perfect.
Nobody's Perfect, naw naw! nobody's perfect!
School: Shocked

omg that is so fricken hilarious
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:57 pm

there's nothing wrong with jake-y being gay
it would make me quite happy (i'm a girl, don't worry)
so he wouldn't get in the way of Bella and Edward's relationship

Bella: Emmett what are you wearing?
Emmett: yer face-ah!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:35 pm

hey.... the inprinted thing.... about being gay with paul is MINE!!!!!!!!!


jk... just don't copy it..... or anyone elses.... not nice ppl!
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PostSubject: Re: Things that would never be said in Twilight and/or New Moon   Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:56 pm

Edward_Luver wrote:
hey.... the inprinted thing.... about being gay with paul is MINE!!!!!!!!!


jk... just don't copy it..... or anyone elses.... not nice ppl!
I was just adding to yours
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