The "Corrupt a Wish" Game

You make a wish. Then, the person below you will corrupt it, and make their own wish. The person below them will do the same.

Person 1: I wish for a pony!

Person 2. Granted, but then it gets abducted by aliens. I wish for ice cream!

Person 3. Granted, but then I eat it all I wish for a million dollars!

Etc.

My wish is....OH! I know! I wish Mrs. Harrison hadn't lost my science journal +.+

granted but then all you work suddenly poofs but you still have the jorna;l

i wish that i coluld hurry up and finish my novel i'm writing

Granted, but nobody wants to publish it.

I wish for people at my school to stop using naughty words....

granted but then you can't stop saying them

i wish someone publishedmy book XD lolz

Granted but it gets terrible reviews and is full of grammatical errors

I wish I had more posts.

Granted, but then forummotion has a spoof again and they all disappear.

I wish it was warm enough for shorts and tank tops!

Granted, but there's a huge storm and you can't go outside to enjoy it

I wish I had some cheesecake.

Granted, but it is burned because I made it

I wish I knew how to cook O_o

Granted, but you never have time to cook anything

I wish the weather would just STAY THE SAME FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE DAYS PLZKTHNX INSTEAD OF CHANGING EVERY FIVE MINUTES.

Granted, but then it changes every two minutes after those two days and never stops doing so

I wish Alice was online more! *hasn't seen her since before 2009*

Granted, but she isn't Alice-y anymore...she's cruel and wicked.

I wish I had eighty four dollars to buy the dress I want from bbdakota.

Granted, but then it shrinks in the wash and you must give it to some younger annoying cousin of sorts.

I wish it would stay lighter longer!

Granted, but you have to stay inside all the time and can't enjoy it

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted, but then you have twice the amount of work in school and you have to bring it home to work on it anyway.

I wish I could remember which avie was my first so I could use it today

Granted, but you hate it now

I wish I still had my introduction thread.

Granted, but before you can cherish it a swarm of newbies spam the heck out of it welcoming themselves.

I wish people would stop bashing the religion class.

MEEEEEE TOO.

Granted, but they start spamming the other classes instead.

I wish I could come up with an uncorruptible wish...other than 'I wish someone would corrupt my wish'

Granted, but then...then...ZOMG I DON'T KNOW. Then you forget it! yeah. That's it. *nods*

I wish real ELA class was as informative as Nana's classes.

Granted...but then you start noticing all the terrible mistakes people make all around you and it is horrifically depressing.

I wish the apostrophe was never misused.

Granted, but then the attendence rate of your class drops

I wish everyone used the oxford comma.

Granted, but people forget how amazing it is because they take it for granted

I wish I had an oreo.

Granted, but then you drop it and icky things stick to it.

I wish more people would play the games than just us...but we have another two hours I guess

Granted, but then our fun is ruined because they don't know proper english.

I wish the public library had a copy of Cymbeline

Granted, but the last thirty pages are ripped out and missing.

I wish more people knew proper English.

Granted, but then you lose your voice and get grounded from TA.... FOREVER!


I wish....that I knew what to wish for.