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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:10 am

Selene Papillon wrote:
This is one that I came up with when I was with Megan...

Megan - You're such a blond

Sammy (Me) - NO shit, What colors my hair (holds strands of blond hair in front of her face)


I came up with it right away and she couldn't think of anything to comeback with...... it was hilarious.


i love it lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:14 am

Dacey-Becky, you're such a blonde.
Becky (me)-Really? *examines hair* (cuz i have brown hair)

it wasn't really a comeback but im just a freak like that lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:52 am

Friend- Becky you're such a blonde...
Me-Thats what you think...

or

Friend-Becky you're such a blonde...
me-You're just saying that...

or

Friend-Becky, you're such a blonde...
Me-That's what you want me to think...
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:39 am

stupid jock: you're so gay

me: we can still have fun, tho

*stupid jock runs away*

me: come back!!! i promise i won't tell your boyfriend!


teehee
i always love to frighten the assholes at my school.
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:37 am

sister- "Mom, does the bank have any security envelopes?"
mom- "No. I don't think so."
me- "What's a security envelope? Does it have like a padlock on it or something?"
and everyone laughed at me
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:19 pm

Vegetarian-I'm saving the planet by not eating meat.

Meat eater-your killing the Ozone layer.

Veg-Well I don't eat things with skin.

Meat-Vegetables have skin

Veg-Well I don't eat anything living.

Meat-Plants are living things.

Veg-Well I don't eat anything that breaths.

Meat-Well plants a veges use the air. I eat cows which fart wich produces methane gas which kills th ozone layer so I'm saving the planet. Your eating the solution to stop global warming.
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:05 pm

i dont get it.......well i dont get a lot of things

do college football player go to college?
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:44 am

can i ask you a question?

well, you didn't really give me a choice did you, sunshine?

~~~~~~~

Wow did you see that?!?!?!

No. I payed $10 bucks to see a movie and stared at the damn FLOOR!
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:09 pm

mom- "So what are you gunna do at camp?"

me- "We're visiting homless peoples houses."

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mom- "Did you hear that they are shuttign down part of the homeless shelter in New Orleans?"

me- "Yup."

dad- "Yeah, their folding the cardboard box in half."
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:28 am

When I deny someone I say "computer says no"
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:07 pm

Mom- Is that your pizza?
Me- No, it's some hobos. I let him into the house.

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:43 pm

Here is my classic comeback that I quit using after fifth grade... the kids in my class were too stupid to get it.

Them: What are you looking at?

Me: I am not sure.... It looks like a combination between a monkey and a pigeon.... No offense to the monkeys or the pigeons...

yeah, not that great XD

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:50 am

this is odd lolz
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:48 am

My sister: (at Cold Stone Creamery) ewwww Aluna that is disgusting (I was ordering cheesecake ice cream with graham cracker, blck cherries and kit kats)

Me: It's not my fault that mom found on the side of the road.
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:53 am

weird alu my favoute comback is:
hark whoes talkn
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:00 am

Your Mama's so hairy the only language she can speak is wooki HAHA

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:48 pm

XD I LOVE it Bree XD

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:55 pm

Thanks Kat.
If you ever watch meet the spartans, that's on there ^^

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:59 pm

Oh, okay XD I have not seen that movie, but that was amazing XD

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:07 pm

Haha, it's a hilarious m,ovie ^^

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:37 pm

A convo between my and two friends:

Sarah: Come on. He said you can be friends? What an idiot.

Megan: Yeah. Friends.

Me: Where is he?

Megan: In the wings. (We're at play rehersal.)

Me: *gets up, goes to the wings and smacks Kenny* You idiot! Breaking up with a girl and saying you can still be friends is like your dog dying and your mom saying you can still keep it! *mutters and walks back to the balcony*

Hehe...XD

Or another one, the same day with the same two friends:

Sarah: *hugs Megan* It'll be okay, Megs...he's not worth it.

Me: *rolls eyes* Sarah, you suck at this. Watch and learn. *pulls out cell and *69's Kenny*

Kenny: Hello?

Me: You will die in seven days...

Kenny: Um, what?

Me: Seven days...*hangs up*

Kenny: (off stage) WTF?!

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:25 pm

HAH!

That is a good one Hale Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:40 pm

Convo with me and a friend the other day.

Me- Get on my Level hoe!!!

friend- aren't i taller then you?

Me- Yeah but your always on you knees!!

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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:31 pm

HAHAHA! ONC! That was hilarious queeny!
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PostSubject: Re: Comeback Queen   Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:04 am

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
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