When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

Okie so I was over at IMDB.com and I saw this game and I was like " I wanna playyyyyy" so I decided to bring the game over to TA so we could all play it.

The rules are pretty simple.
- Write a quote from the books
- Say when it would be a bad time to say it.
[ex. [[this is something someone posted on IMDB]] you get out of the shower and you go stand infront of a sibling in just a towel and say " does my being half-naked bother you?"]

Okie here I go:

After you get caught for skipping class you tell your principal "It's healthy to ditch class now and then"

GREAT GAME!!!!


After getting caught making out with your boyfriend in your room: "There is nothing wrong with this bed."

LMAO that's awesome.. after being pulled over by the cops and them finding illegal substances in your car. "It's too green."

hahaha! this is so funny! okay let me try =]

when you're visiting a wild life sanctuary you turn to your guide and say, "i punched a werewolf in the face!"

OH this one is kinda funny when you are doing stuff with your boyfriend and he whips it out you say

"well.. its no irritable grizzly." LMAO

When you're putting food in your dog's dish: "Breakfast time for the human"

When you're at a table full of vegetarians: "watch me hunt."

In a dark theater " The fire! someone stop the fire!"
from Twilight, pg. 454. near the bottom.

your talking to your very emotional boyfriend who just got back from rehab and you say "you'll be the death of me".

okay i know i just posted but i thought of another funny one =]


you're talking to your friend aftger going shoe shopping (and she just bought $200 shoes) when you look at her shoes and say "totally shredded, well you can always hop"


not too great but i wanted to try that quote out!

When in a room full of lawyers: "I don't have any leeches on my speed dial." ( Couldn't resist! )

When caught hunting an endangered species
"if you read carefully, the law only covers hunting with weapons...we have weapons...just not the kind they considered."
(and this coming from a vegetarian...?)

I'm laughing so hard at these!

When you're at a halloween haunted house alone and the tour guide asks who you're with, you asker
"Oh, I'm with the vampires, of course"
(s)he'll think you're nuts

When running from the cops: "As if you could outrun me..."

when talking to your priest/minister about life and death you say "im so eager for eternal damnation"

When talking to a little kid that's afraid of the dark: "I wanna be a monster too."

at a shrink's office
"i hear voices in my head"
shrink: "voices?"
"no, only one voice"
shrink: "whose voice?"
"your voice"

((after being kidnapped by a crazy psychopath and locked in a room somewhere))

"This hostage stuff is fun!"

XD

Talking to a police man: "I'm gonna run over Tyler with my truck tomorrow before school."

a gymnist is @ the olympics and her coach is giving her a pep talk and telling her what she's not going to do when she says 'are you referring to the fact that i can't walk over a flat surface w/o finding something to trip over?

After proposing to somebody: "Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down."

after an evening with your boyfriend "it wasnt so bad, you said so yourself"

OMC i just thought of another one.

when talking to one of the really tough teachers at school. "i hate to burst your bubble, but your really not a scary as you think you are."

when someone asks you to do something (like put your jacket away or pass in your homework)

"marry me first"

or....

after your friend has spent hours getting her makeup ready for a date with a guy she really likes:

"i've seen corpses with better color"

When you're helping do the dishes and someone hands you a knife: "THe hunter suantered forward to kill me."