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 When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.

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PostSubject: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:27 am

Okie so I was over at IMDB.com and I saw this game and I was like " I wanna playyyyyy" so I decided to bring the game over to TA so we could all play it. Very Happy

The rules are pretty simple.
- Write a quote from the books
- Say when it would be a bad time to say it.
[ex. [[this is something someone posted on IMDB]] you get out of the shower and you go stand infront of a sibling in just a towel and say " does my being half-naked bother you?"]

Okie here I go:

After you get caught for skipping class you tell your principal "It's healthy to ditch class now and then"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:36 am

GREAT GAME!!!!


After getting caught making out with your boyfriend in your room: "There is nothing wrong with this bed."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:19 pm

LMAO that's awesome.. after being pulled over by the cops and them finding illegal substances in your car. "It's too green."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:18 pm

hahaha! this is so funny! okay let me try =]

when you're visiting a wild life sanctuary you turn to your guide and say, "i punched a werewolf in the face!"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:22 pm

OH this one is kinda funny when you are doing stuff with your boyfriend and he whips it out you say

"well.. its no irritable grizzly." LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:01 pm

When you're putting food in your dog's dish: "Breakfast time for the human"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:34 pm

When you're at a table full of vegetarians: "watch me hunt."

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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:07 pm

In a dark theater " The fire! someone stop the fire!"
from Twilight, pg. 454. near the bottom.
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:34 pm

your talking to your very emotional boyfriend who just got back from rehab and you say "you'll be the death of me".
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:40 pm

okay i know i just posted but i thought of another funny one =]


you're talking to your friend aftger going shoe shopping (and she just bought $200 shoes) when you look at her shoes and say "totally shredded, well you can always hop"


not too great but i wanted to try that quote out!
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:30 pm

When in a room full of lawyers: "I don't have any leeches on my speed dial." (Laughing Couldn't resist! Wink)
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:00 am

When caught hunting an endangered species
"if you read carefully, the law only covers hunting with weapons...we have weapons...just not the kind they considered."
(and this coming from a vegetarian...?)
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:03 pm

I'm laughing so hard at these!

When you're at a halloween haunted house alone and the tour guide asks who you're with, you asker
"Oh, I'm with the vampires, of course"
(s)he'll think you're nuts
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:40 am

When running from the cops: "As if you could outrun me..."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:18 am

when talking to your priest/minister about life and death you say "im so eager for eternal damnation"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:45 am

When talking to a little kid that's afraid of the dark: "I wanna be a monster too."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:07 am

at a shrink's office
"i hear voices in my head"
shrink: "voices?"
"no, only one voice"
shrink: "whose voice?"
"your voice"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:01 pm

((after being kidnapped by a crazy psychopath and locked in a room somewhere))

"This hostage stuff is fun!"

XD
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:39 pm

Talking to a police man: "I'm gonna run over Tyler with my truck tomorrow before school."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:43 pm

a gymnist is @ the olympics and her coach is giving her a pep talk and telling her what she's not going to do when she says 'are you referring to the fact that i can't walk over a flat surface w/o finding something to trip over?
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:34 pm

After proposing to somebody: "Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:08 pm

after an evening with your boyfriend "it wasnt so bad, you said so yourself"
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:53 pm

OMC i just thought of another one.

when talking to one of the really tough teachers at school. "i hate to burst your bubble, but your really not a scary as you think you are."
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:34 pm

when someone asks you to do something (like put your jacket away or pass in your homework)

"marry me first"

or....

after your friend has spent hours getting her makeup ready for a date with a guy she really likes:

"i've seen corpses with better color"

Razz
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PostSubject: Re: When not to say Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes.   Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:27 pm

When you're helping do the dishes and someone hands you a knife: "THe hunter suantered forward to kill me."
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